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Old 07-10-2019, 07:42 PM
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Carpet damage

After all of the faux outrage demonstrated by the West Ham supporters (still ongoing), what is the worst damage that you have managed to a carpet/rug?
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:48 PM
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After all of the faux outrage demonstrated by the West Ham supporters (still ongoing), what is the worst damage that you have managed to a carpet/rug?
Bubbles.

Left a nagging stain that never quite goes away.
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Lily stains.
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:53 PM
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Lily stains.
Your girlfriend ?
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:54 PM
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Had a brand new carpet fitted in our bedroom. Left a cordless drill charging while fitting wardrobes and it burnt a lovely square hole near the door.
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:58 PM
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Had a brand new carpet fitted in our bedroom. Left a cordless drill charging while fitting wardrobes and it burnt a lovely square hole near the door.
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Old 07-10-2019, 08:01 PM
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Got some bloke in that did a invisible repair but yes I was.
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Old 07-10-2019, 08:02 PM
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As a kid, practicing my golf swing with a sand iron in the front room. Full swing and took a perfect divot out of the carpet.
Was quite thick so managed to replace it successfully until it was lifted up by my Mum's hoover! She was not pleased. 😂
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Old 07-10-2019, 08:09 PM
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Got some bloke in that did a invisible repair but yes I was.
What he do? Poke yer eyes out?
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Old 07-10-2019, 08:14 PM
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What he do? Poke yer eyes out?

He used a spare bit and blended it in. Still there a few years later and invisible ,except to my wife obviously.
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Old 07-10-2019, 08:59 PM
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He used a spare bit and blended it in. Still there a few years later and invisible ,except to my wife obviously.
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Old 07-10-2019, 09:28 PM
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As a kid, practicing my golf swing with a sand iron in the front room. Full swing and took a perfect divot out of the carpet.
Was quite thick so managed to replace it successfully until it was lifted up by my Mum's hoover! She was not pleased. 😂

Should have complemented her on how powerful her hoover was, and denied ever having owned a golf club.
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Old 07-10-2019, 09:34 PM
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