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When someone tells me about a person who has Parkinson's disease I always do an upbeat Saturday night Parkinson theme tune in my head. Feel bad as it's a terrible disease.
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When someone tells me about a person who has Parkinson's disease I always do an upbeat Saturday night Parkinson theme tune in my head. Feel bad as it's a terrible disease.
It is a terrible disease. My dad died from it.
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I have a lot of football related ones like that. At the moment when Leicester are on and Ndidi is on the ball I find myself quietly muttering 'indeedy'.
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I have a lot of football related ones like that. At the moment when Leicester are on and Ndidi is on the ball I find myself quietly muttering 'indeedy'.
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I have a lot of football related ones like that. At the moment when Leicester are on and Ndidi is on the ball I find myself quietly muttering 'indeedy'.
"Who are they" is the correct automatic response to any mention of Accrington Stanley in any context
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When someone tells me about a person who has Parkinson's disease I always do an upbeat Saturday night Parkinson theme tune in my head. Feel bad as it's a terrible disease.
My mother died from Parkinson's. It's awful.
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So thats all butter, because you'd buy it from a fridge in the shop.
I'm not sure you can make sense of my "quirk". The phobia only seems to kick in once it has passed the checkout.

Also, when from my fridge, it can only be Lurpak. That's not just a preference, I have never ever tried another brand and never will.
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Lurpak is normally the gateway butter. Next you eat President and then after that you're buying stuff made in Brittany with sea salt crystals for £5 a slab.
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I have a lot of football related ones like that. At the moment when Leicester are on and Ndidi is on the ball I find myself quietly muttering 'indeedy'.
Me too. Worse still, I keep hoping he will score and the commentator then yells 'yes indeedy'.

Worse even than that when we had Ndaiye playing for us his forenames name in my mind were always f@ck off
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Me too. Worse still, I keep hoping he will score and the commentator then yells 'yes indeedy'.

Worse even than that when we had Ndaiye playing for us his forenames name in my mind were always f@ck off
Could be worse still. I always used to think of the big "AND IIIIIIIIIIII...will always love you" from that bloody Whitney Houston song. Makes absolutely no sense.
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Lurpak is normally the gateway butter. Next you eat President and then after that you're buying stuff made in Brittany with sea salt crystals for £5 a slab.
President butter is fabulous, was discussing its merits with some Germans the other day.
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