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Old Yesterday, 01:45 PM
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Me: hello existing fuel supplier, I have seen a tariff of yours on a comparison site that looks good?
Fuel supplier: ah yes. You qualify for that deal.
Me: so can you put me on it?
Fuel supplier: No. You need to use the switching site to do that.
Me: even though it is one of your tariffs? Itís on your website, I can see it and have the tariff details from your website.
Fuel supplier: you need to use the switching site
Me: But I am not switching, I would be staying with you.
Fuel supplier: sorry you need to use the switching site
Me: but if I have to go through that grief of registering on a switching site and the like surely I would pick another supplier who is a little cheaper than your offering.
Fuel supplier: you need to go use the switching site
Me: thatís insane. But okay then.

Go to switching site. Chooses cheaper option.
Now sit back and wait for all the phone calls trying to persuade you to stay.
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Tea bags that are in pairs. Why?
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What the f**k is the obsession old people have with 'clearing out their cupboards'? Every week I speak to my old dear and she is always clearing out her f**king cupboards. I've seen her cupboards- they usually contain 3 tins of soup and a tin of evaporated milk!
Unless the whole 'clearing out my cupboards' is a euphemism. And what she actually means is she was taking a shit before I phoned her?
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Dishwasher salt containers. Why located at the back instead of the front ?
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Been there done that currently fending off current supplier who wants to fit a new smart meter replacing one thats less then a year's old fitted by my old supplier...total f***ing madness.
Then the c*nt will turn up and say something isn't right on your connection - caused by the previous supplier - and you have to have the emergency team out to come and change a cap that sits on top of a cap otherwise you'll be forcibly evicted for your own safety.

Of course it'll be the same c*nt you had before because the suppliers don't do the work and if anyone f*cked it up, it was the twat standing it front of you apparently repairing it.

I'm sure these c*nts are doing it for banter.
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Old Yesterday, 06:51 PM
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Old Yesterday, 07:29 PM
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Donuts being baked by Supermarkets rather than old-school Fried!
If you watched Masterchef last night, you would have seen Marcus Wareing frying them first then baking them.

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Old Yesterday, 07:31 PM
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Old Yesterday, 07:45 PM
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Old Yesterday, 08:14 PM
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Paul McNamara , political correspondent Channel 4. Fecking amateur. Canít get through one story without numerous cock ups. He ainít up to it.
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Old Yesterday, 08:26 PM
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Paul McNamara , political correspondent Channel 4. Fecking amateur. Canít get through one story without numerous cock ups. He ainít up to it.
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Paul McNamara , political correspondent Channel 4. Fecking amateur. Canít get through one story without numerous cock ups. He ainít up to it.
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