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Old 07-02-2014, 10:11 AM
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:16 AM
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That'll be because of Bob Crow.
Coincidentally, I have 4 crows in my garden, and one of them is called Bob.

So in a roundabout, middle class way, you could be right.
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Old 17-02-2014, 04:22 PM
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Sainsburys in Tunbridge Wells doesn't stock loose leaf Lapsang Souchong.
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Old 17-02-2014, 04:31 PM
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Sainsburys in Tunbridge Wells doesn't stock loose leaf Lapsang Souchong.
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Old 17-02-2014, 04:55 PM
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bloody waitrose delivered essential eggs instead of my requested free range columbian blacktail! will they ruin the non-stick omelette pan? will they ruin the omelette!? tea ruined!
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Old 17-02-2014, 05:32 PM
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Bloody Waitrose delivered essential eggs instead of my requested free range Columbian Blacktail! Will they ruin the non-stick omelette pan? Will they ruin the omelette!? Tea ruined!


Though us normal people would call it 'tea'. If you had used 'supper' that would have made the post more apt.
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Old 17-02-2014, 05:36 PM
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Old 17-02-2014, 06:00 PM
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Sainsburys in Tunbridge Wells doesn't stock loose leaf Lapsang Souchong.
Presume Sainsburys is some kind of emporium?
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Old 17-02-2014, 06:07 PM
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Old 17-02-2014, 06:13 PM
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Where the **** is my garden fence?
One should be more creative with one's boundaries - have you considered, rivers or lochs (but not lakes, of course), cliffs and mountain(s) - pref ranges ?

Small and discrete is what you're looking for, that and a (modest) but well equipped private army or retainers.

I consider it a small act of kindness if i lob evian and this mornings brioche at the proles from the east wing battlements at least once a month.
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Old 17-02-2014, 06:15 PM
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Presume Sainsburys is some kind of emporium?
It alleges so.

Today it has fallen short.

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Old 17-02-2014, 07:22 PM
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Old 17-02-2014, 07:26 PM
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Went to buy some quality sausages yesterday in Sainsbury's, but all they had were those tasteless, dry, 95% pork 'finest', they sell to social climbers and ignorant housewives.
'Finest' is Tesco you foolpiece. Sainsbury is 'Taste the diffence'.
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Old 17-02-2014, 07:30 PM
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Coincidentally, I have 4 crows in my garden, and one of them is called Bob.

So in a roundabout, middle class way, you could be right.
When you shoot a crow, rook or magpie from behind, it looks like an explosion of dark cotton wool.
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Old 17-02-2014, 07:33 PM
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Coincidentally, I have 4 crows in my garden, and one of them is called Bob.

So in a roundabout, middle class way, you could be right.
Four together in a garden? They'll be rooks not crows.
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Four together in a garden? They'll be rooks not crows.
In a line, four for one cartridge. Nice. Had a call bird(Maggie) in Burwash. Tied some good flies from that girls minge.
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'Finest' is Tesco you foolpiece. Sainsbury is 'Taste the diffence'.
Whatever; same meat, different gravy.

If it's in superior, darked-toned packaging, and has an asterix somewhere next to the label, it's of the 'finest' ilk.
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Old 17-02-2014, 08:03 PM
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When you shoot a crow, rook or magpie from behind, it looks like an explosion of dark cotton wool.
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Four together in a garden? They'll be rooks not crows.
The carrion crows round here are very gregarious indeed. Can't remember the last time I saw a rook in W4, and jackdaws are very thin on the ground too. Plenty of jays and bastard magpies though.
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