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Old 02-10-2013, 12:42 PM
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I just noticed my tyopo. Oops. Anyway, Adlerhorst, quite right. I do admit that I grate my carrots rather than chop them. Sshhh....
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:02 PM
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:10 PM
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I hate the way restaurants do spaghettit bolognaise instead of using tagliatelle as they should.
And the fact they call it bolognaise rather than ragu.

Tag-Rag > Spag-Bol


And don't get me started on the places that insist on sprinkling dried parmesan on top of it.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:17 PM
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Fusilli replacing Penne on my Waitrose home delivery. I chucked it at the drivers f*cking head.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:47 PM
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:50 PM
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:57 PM
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My monthly wine delivery was left on the doorstep rather than in the meter cupboard as requested.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:37 PM
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Thats because outside of London is 'the provinces' and terribly backward.
Adlerhorst settles into his new environment:

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Old 02-10-2013, 02:38 PM
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:41 PM
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The village choir seems to be a front for a wife swapping network.
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The village choir seems to be a front for a wife swapping network.
And the problem?
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:51 PM
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I cannot seem to locate a village choir near me.
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