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Old 02-10-2013, 03:03 PM
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:26 PM
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I had to drive to the paper shop this morning as the ruddy paper boy delivered a daily Telegraph instead of my Daily Mail. To top it off, outside the shop the parking spaces have been made so small one can barely fit the X5 in.

What an awfull, awfull morning.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:29 PM
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There just some terrible awful people in Bali these days.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:37 PM
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There just some terrible awful people in Bali these days.
Oh god, that is so true of many places these days. One has cancelled one's winter holiday to Senegal this year because the little village we discovered is now full of surfers.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:41 PM
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Oh god, that is so true of many places these days. One has cancelled one's winter holiday to Senegal this year because the little village we discovered is now full of surfers.
I cant go back to Goa. Its overrun with 'new money' Russians.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:46 PM
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The delivery van from Fortnum and Mason parked facing the wrong way outside our house, so that the neighbours couldn't see the Royal Warrant on the drivers door. And they had the nerve to supply our Evian in plastic bottles.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:55 PM
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The delivery van from Fortnum and Mason parked facing the wrong way outside our house, so that the neighbours couldn't see the Royal Warrant on the drivers door. And they had the nerve to supply our Evian in plastic bottles.
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:00 PM
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One has to leave matches at the Amex before 80 minutes these days to avoid the car park queues. And where abouts IS Doncaster? One also can't get a smoked salmon bagel in the 1901 club lounges any more -it's all hand crafted pies and 'real' ales. Why on earth did they think that they would be popular?
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:08 PM
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:16 PM
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:21 PM
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I wanted to start a Deli / coffee shop in Peckham called 'Foccacia On The Rye' but some Trustafarian beat me to it!
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:23 PM
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My 7 year old Daughter had the cheek to ask me for a new Blackeberry! Blackberry? They are so the naughties. I had to tell her to put her Ipad away and go to her room.
I really wonder why I pay so much for her education.
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While even the meanest of the supermarkets now sell Bombay Sapphire, it's getting harder to get good tonic. As for limes, their quality is not what it used to be. How is one supposed to get one's five a day?
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