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Old 14-02-2020, 01:45 PM
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Heavy, wheezy, spittle laden breathing will probably help resolve the situation if there is no air con nozzle present.
This. I find heavy mouth breathing over the back of their head usually works.
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In fairness, he doesn't seem particularly bothered as is in fact using it as a free headrest.
He looks like my old boss. I hope that's a still from Malaysian Airlines MH17.
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This. I find heavy mouth breathing over the back of their head usually works.
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Old 14-02-2020, 01:52 PM
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Old 14-02-2020, 03:40 PM
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I'm pretty sure i read somewhere once that the angle that most airplane seats recline to is the same reclining angle that the Nazi's used on their prison interrogation chairs to induce sleep deprivation.


Probably true! Ryanair used to make announcements literally every 15 mins, with a super cheesy bit of loud music, I'm totally convinced it was to keep you awake, can't sell you anything if you're asleep.
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Old 14-02-2020, 04:57 PM
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“In the same way that you have the right to recline your seat, the passenger in front of you does as well,” says Carrie A. Trey, TPG’s resident expert flight attendant. “You paid for it — it’s yours.”


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Old 14-02-2020, 05:03 PM
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The rude selfish woman in front is 'cold'. This is a classic chance to direct the air nozzle onto her.
What an excellent suggestion. They have option to move out of the jet stream
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Old 14-02-2020, 06:11 PM
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“In the same way that you have the right to recline your seat, the passenger in front of you does as well,” says Carrie A. Trey, TPG’s resident expert flight attendant. “You paid for it — it’s yours.”


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Old 14-02-2020, 06:45 PM
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So tall people both need to recline AND stop others reclining.
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Since having the 'official' word on it that's my view be it long haul or short haul. If the person behind doesn't like it then they could always... recline their seat too
Until the poor bergers in the back who cannot recline.

Inconsiderate bergers tend to recline when I have a drink in my hands. No warning is probably what most people hate.

Sooner all short haul remove reclining seats the better.

I also think that lanky gits shouldn't have to pay for extra leg room. All flight bookings should include passengers height in the details and seats allocated accordingly.

Any shortarse like me sitting in a lanky hits seat gets turfed off the flight. So no cheating in declaring a wrong height.

What about grossly obese people? Should they pay for two seats?
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I would never drop chewing gum on the floor. Only into selfish people's hair.
I think we'd make formidable pairing in flight etiquette.
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Until the poor bergers in the back who cannot recline.

Inconsiderate bergers tend to recline when I have a drink in my hands. No warning is probably what most people hate.

Sooner all short haul remove reclining seats the better.

I also think that lanky gits shouldn't have to pay for extra leg room. All flight bookings should include passengers height in the details and seats allocated accordingly.

Any shortarse like me sitting in a lanky hits seat gets turfed off the flight. So no cheating in declaring a wrong height.

What about grossly obese people? Should they pay for two seats?
No but there should be a total weight including baggage so if you weigh less you can take more. Always irritated me that fatties get the same baggage as me despite my combination weight being about half theirs.

2 seats should be paid for too. They have such seat tests for roller coasters so apply them here.

Here's a legroom chart
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