Benteke Will score a hatrick today

[henryhallandhisbasque]

Of course he will. And me and my wife will have rampant sex this evening, as long as she removes her elasticated stockings and winceyette nightgown first.

[jaspercpfc]

Not a criticism, but in the final minute where he went down the right I wanted him to leather the ball at goal, but he still tried to play the pass.

[Reg_Maudling]

he didn't bust a gut considering he was only on for a few minutes

[sydney eagle]

Put him out to pasture. Enough is enough. He was only on for minutes and still just jogged around

[greybot]

The way he thought he could bulldoze his way between two defenders when upfront on his own, losing the ball to the first defender so easily and then jogging back without a care in the world was the only thing that annoyed me from todays game.

[davech]

Originally Posted by alanlee11

still manages to be a bit rubbish when he comes on - although the big guy did manage to collect a yellow card tonight! He's deadly!

Which caused the ref to add another 30 seconds. Really bright.

[Worksop Palace]

Its frankly astonishing that anyone could think there's a way back for this total fraud of a player

Its shambolic that he gets a second of time on the pitch

Put him in the u23s until he sorts himself and his attitude out and give a kid some time in the squad

I never ever want to see him in a palace shirt again

[glaziers fan]

Originally Posted by jaspercpfc

Not a criticism, but in the final minute where he went down the right I wanted him to leather the ball at goal, but he still tried to play the pass.

Agreed.

[Shipp Ahoy!]

Do me a favour, we win a game like that yesterday. He is in the pitch for a few minutes did nothing wrong, even winning a few balls and running the ball up the pitch a few times yet people are spending time coming onto this thread to have unnecessary digs???

What is wrong with some of you lot.

Must be gutted we won yesterday.

[glaziers fan]

Reckon he'd do well against Man City who have such a small side especially now Laporte is out, but no way he will start! We wouldn't get any decent crosses into him anyway

[Matadam]

I wanted Roy to put on someone to see out the game and defend not Benteke.

[in-exile]

Originally Posted by henryhallandhisbasque

Of course he will. And me and my wife will have rampant sex this evening, as long as she removes her elasticated stockings and winceyette nightgown first.

pointless post without a link to the photos or Video!

[in-exile]

Originally Posted by Shipp Ahoy!

Do me a favour, we win a game like that yesterday. He is in the pitch for a few minutes did nothing wrong, even winning a few balls and running the ball up the pitch a few times yet people are spending time coming onto this thread to have unnecessary digs???

What is wrong with some of you lot.

Must be gutted we won yesterday.

This!

[Dodger]

Originally Posted by Shipp Ahoy!

Do me a favour, we win a game like that yesterday. He is in the pitch for a few minutes did nothing wrong, even winning a few balls and running the ball up the pitch a few times yet people are spending time coming onto this thread to have unnecessary digs???

What is wrong with some of you lot.

Must be gutted we won yesterday.

He looked lazy, put no pressure on the defenders at all. Give how poor he has been do you not think he might have at least bothered to look like he gave a shit?

[philsick]

It's like going down to 10 men when he comes on.

[Mr Palace]

Originally Posted by glaziers fan

Reckon he'd do well against Man City who have such a small side especially now Laporte is out, but no way he will start! We wouldn't get any decent crosses into him anyway

He can’t use his feet, run, or take up good positions. Even if we crossed the ball in he wouldn’t move to the ball. He’s finished.

[in-exile]

It's obviously getting to him because he managed to beat Wilf down the tunnel at the end yesterday .... Both didn't want to celebrate the win with the fans at the end, unlike the rest of the squad.

[Mr Palace]

Originally Posted by in-exile

It's obviously getting to him because he managed to beat Wilf down the tunnel at the end yesterday .... Both didn't want to celebrate the win with the fans at the end, unlike the rest of the squad.

He needs to get lost. Waste of space and money.

[St.Francois]

Originally Posted by philsick

It's like going down to 10 men when he comes on.

Worse than that he just gets in the way, and other players seem uncertain about passing to him. He can be useful defensively at set pieces near the end of a game though.

[El Aguila]

Originally Posted by glaziers fan

Reckon he'd do well against Man City who have such a small side especially now Laporte is out, but no way he will start! We wouldn't get any decent crosses into him anyway

We scored from a cross, yesterday. Anyone think that would have been a goal if Benteke had been where Kelly or Ayew were?