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Old 05-07-2006, 10:49 AM
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I used to work with an Irish guy who, everytime a phone rang would say "that'll be the phone." It wasn't too annoying until I found myself saying it and it just doesn't sound the same without the accent.
Or, when the phone/doorbell rings and the missus says "who's that?" before you even get the chance to answer it!!
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Or, when the phone/doorbell rings and the missus says "who's that?" before you even get the chance to answer it!!
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Kewl used by someone over 21
what about if they have a mental age of less than 21?
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"Skellingtons", "Cerstificate", "Spacific Ocean"

Quite like "Draclea" though.
I like "Skellington". I prefer Dr. Acula though.
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My surname is very close to being skeleton. I find it quite annoying when people pronouce it skeleton and even worse when it's said as skellington. Some people seem to find it physically impossible to pronounce it any other way.
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'OK so let's reach out to Fred and . . . . '

I always prefer the telephone - so much easier.
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"Skellingtons", "Cerstificate", "Spacific Ocean"

Quite like "Draclea" though.
Thats all of Steve Wrights material.
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Politeness would be a simple "thanks" and if you tihnk telling someone they are a star is encouragement then don't expect to be running the firm any day soon.
Thanks, Al, for your career advice, you patronising .
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Or, when the phone/doorbell rings and the missus says "who's that?" before you even get the chance to answer it!!
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Used to hate it when you helped someone at work and they would say 'You're a star'.
Best response to that is - 'nah, I prefer the ferry'
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Politeness would be a simple "thanks" and if you tihnk telling someone they are a star is encouragement then don't expect to be running the firm any day soon.
What if someone said "Thanks, your a bloody star!" and then gave you a peck on the cheek?
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Or, when the phone/doorbell rings and the missus says "who's that?" before you even get the chance to answer it!!
I hate and it actually makes me pucnh things when the phone calls and I pick it up and 10seconds later my mum will to even if the phone is for me. Now before the phone rings I have got in the habbit of shouting so every one in the house can hear that I am answering it. Yet she still picks it up!
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People that go 'aaaah' for no reason, usually just cos they wanna strike up some inane conversation about the poxy weather !

'aaaaaah dear.... looks like rain....' so often said in my office by the middle aged women its not funny

Also, things like, 'well well well' or saying things just to get someone to ask whats that then, I have learnt to zone out now !
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My surname is very close to being skeleton. I find it quite annoying when people pronouce it skeleton and even worse when it's said as skellington. Some people seem to find it physically impossible to pronounce it any other way.
lol.

I have had many, many years of people getting both my first name, and my surname wrong.

It's just rudeness most of the time. People just hear what they want to hear.
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