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Old 07-04-2021, 09:12 PM
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What do you think when you are at Watford though
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Old 07-04-2021, 09:18 PM
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Am I the only one...

Who simply cannot leave a solitary bean in a can when emptying into a saucepan or bowl. Remember as a little kid thinking ‘I can’t leave one bean all alone in the can when all his mates are in the pan’ so it must be from that.

My kids now do the same.

So I suppose I’m not the only one.
Nope, I do that too.
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Old 07-04-2021, 09:20 PM
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After having a shower and dried - I always put my clothes on in the same order:
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Is the correct order.
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Old 07-04-2021, 09:31 PM
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Whenever I hear Everton play Z-Cars as the teams come out the tunnel, I think of the words
Once in Royal David's City
Stood a lonely Cattle Shed

The words fit perfectly and always come into my head when the song plays!
The words that come into my head are "Oh FFS. Not this shite music again. Have they still not realised how dweeby and horrible it is?" It would be perfectly fitting for the Pantex.
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Old 07-04-2021, 09:35 PM
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No you are not. I can handle wet cotton wool though.

I always eat my meals in order. I don't mean breakfast, lunch then tea, I mean what's on the plate. If I am eating a roast I will eat the beans, corn, broccoli etc first, then the potatoes, then the meat. The main part of the meal is always left to last.

I also never have a drink until the meal is finished.
According to officials who used to work with him at the time, Norman Lamont did this when he was Chancellor of the Exchequer, and he did it during briefing meetings. There was a theory that he did it just to see the look on the officials' faces. His PS of course had seen it all before.
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Old 07-04-2021, 09:35 PM
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Old 07-04-2021, 10:00 PM
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Old 07-04-2021, 10:20 PM
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After having a shower and dried - I always put my clothes on in the same order:
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That is so wrong

2, 4, 3, 1 is the correct order. 2, 4, 1, 3 is acceptable as an alternative
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Old 07-04-2021, 10:22 PM
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I drink 4 litres of Pepsi Max per day, and have done for the last 20 years or so.

Or at least I did, until I realised I was spending £90 a month on soft drinks, and switched to Tesco own brand Xero - now only costs £30 per month
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Old 07-04-2021, 11:50 PM
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When I think of Opal Fruits, or Starburst for the younger generation, my mouth always starts to water.
Is that because the advertising campaign worked too well?
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Old 07-04-2021, 11:53 PM
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No you are not. I can handle wet cotton wool though.

I always eat my meals in order. I don't mean breakfast, lunch then tea, I mean what's on the plate. If I am eating a roast I will eat the beans, corn, broccoli etc first, then the potatoes, then the meat. The main part of the meal is always left to last.

I also never have a drink until the meal is finished.
I always eat my meals in order of least favourite first to favourite last. Others will mix and match my son does it in the opposite order.

I ALSO don’t drink but then guzzle
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Old 08-04-2021, 12:02 AM
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Old 08-04-2021, 12:10 AM
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The words that come into my head are "Oh FFS. Not this shite music again. Have they still not realised how dweeby and horrible it is?" It would be perfectly fitting for the Pantex.
Monday's game was the first time I'd heard that siren introduction... bloody hell it was ear splitting (and shit). I'd imagine many an away player (or fan) has thought there was a pending nuclear attack if they play that every home game!
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I take my blood pressure every morning without fail.

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Old 08-04-2021, 04:13 AM
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I drink 4 litres of Pepsi Max per day, and have done for the last 20 years or so.

Or at least I did, until I realised I was spending £90 a month on soft drinks, and switched to Tesco own brand Xero - now only costs £30 per month
Speaking of fizzy drinks. I don’t drink fizzy drinks or eat chocolate as that makes me hyper. I drink coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon
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That is so wrong

2, 4, 3, 1 is the correct order. 2, 4, 1, 3 is acceptable as an alternative
Underwear, socks, trousers and shoes need to go on before shirt. Otherwise you are unnecessarily creasing your shirt.
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Old 08-04-2021, 04:51 AM
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What do you think when you are at Watford though
What a bunch of copycats!
A bit like when Blackpool started playing Glad all Over
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Speaking of fizzy drinks. I don’t drink fizzy drinks or eat chocolate as that makes me hyper. I drink coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon
You’re not a lager or cider man then Raz ?
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