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Old 01-09-2016, 09:23 PM
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Evan Davis' continual SHIT puns on Dragons Den.

Someone should give him a dose of his own medicine and say in the same smarmy way, 'F*ck you c*nt'. No smug arsed innuendos there bugger face.
They really wind me up as well.
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Old 01-09-2016, 09:43 PM
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Yes, agreed re the Dragon's Den puns. A great and one of my favourite programmes ruined by his continual drivel to need to match up every product with terrible puns. Ms Andyocpfc and I said exactly the same after Sunday's show.
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Old 01-09-2016, 09:51 PM
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People who spend the whole gig watching it through their phones. Sometimes you can't even see the stage for the sea of cameras. More concerned with showing people on social media that they were there than actually enjoying it.

The fact gigs aren't as good as they were when I was 16. I miss sitting on the sticky floor at the Brixton Academy smoking, waiting in fervent anticipation of seeing the Manics, Pavement, Radiohead, Blur, Green Day, Foo Fighters etc.

Also annoyed than the Astoria closed. Brilliant venue in its day.
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Old 01-09-2016, 09:55 PM
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BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.

The bloke at work who thinks he is the king of banter and calls himself a Bantersoros and the Archbishop of Banterbury.
People like that inevitably get their heads kicked in at some point
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Old 01-09-2016, 11:45 PM
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BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.
The BBC love Manchester and spent a fortune of our money building Media City to demonstrate their love-in with all things Manchester.

Birmingham is our second city with a bigger population, larger economy and an even more stupid accent than the Mancs.
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Old 02-09-2016, 04:11 AM
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Old 02-09-2016, 06:05 AM
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Old 02-09-2016, 06:07 AM
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It is rather.

It was a very nice curry though.
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Old 02-09-2016, 06:48 AM
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I too had a curry last night and I am about to part company with it. The bubbly farts have started, the ones you have to carefully let out before the sluice gate opens.

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Old 02-09-2016, 06:52 AM
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Old 02-09-2016, 06:54 AM
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People who spend the whole gig watching it through their phones. Sometimes you can't even see the stage for the sea of cameras. More concerned with showing people on social media that they were there than actually enjoying it.

The fact gigs aren't as good as they were when I was 16. I miss sitting on the sticky floor at the Brixton Academy smoking, waiting in fervent anticipation of seeing the Manics, Pavement, Radiohead, Blur, Green Day, Foo Fighters etc.

Also annoyed than the Astoria closed. Brilliant venue in its day.
The Astoria was an incredible venue. Was gutted when it closed.
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Old 02-09-2016, 06:56 AM
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People like that inevitably get their heads kicked in at some point
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Old 02-09-2016, 07:12 AM
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Old 02-09-2016, 08:05 AM
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I too had a curry last night and I am about to part company with it. The bubbly farts have started, the ones you have to carefully let out before the sluice gate opens.

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Old 02-09-2016, 11:39 AM
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Please tell me he really calls himself the Archbishop of Banterbury. The thought that there is such a cock in this world, has cheered me up no end
Yes he does - when he said it I almost spat my coffee out - managed to mantain a dignified silence
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Yes he does - when he said it I almost spat my coffee out - managed to mantain a dignified silence
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Commuters (who get on near, or at the start of the line) who put all their bags on a seat next to them expecting no one to sit there all the way to Cannon st. Selfish cnts.

People (not everyone, mind) who dress specifically for the occasion – e.g. Middle aged men going to the Henly regatta wearing those wan*y stripey jackets and hats.
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Commuters (who get on near, or at the start of the line) who put all their bags on a seat next to them expecting no one to sit there all the way to Cannon st. Selfish cnts.
Childish I know but it annoyed me so much at one stage I would ask them to shift it all so I could sit there, even if there were other free seats.
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