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Old 07-07-2018, 07:02 PM
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Any funny quotes, behaviour or celebrations - let's hear or see them.

Quote from the wife: 'I'm worried that suicdes in Sweden' will go up. Hopefully not.
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There was a shot of a crying Sweden fan and ‘Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight ‘ broke out. Which seem to tickle a few...
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Benny, Bjorn, Agnetha, Wallender, Tove Lo, your boys took a bit of a beating!
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When the shot of the crying Swedish fan was shown there was a huge 'aaahhh' throughout the bar. Except the Swedes who were very quiet.
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The Swedes haven't had a beating like this from the English since the night Collymore took Ulrika out.
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When we won, the misses said let's celebrate - shall we go to the pub or go for a bike ride. Although my daughter was in the room - I don't think the later option, was code!!!
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The American girl Aly Wagner doing the co-commentary on Fox said something like, "He came up the back of him". (or something like that)
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Match the nonsense to the pundit...

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A “You can see the noise building in the stadium”

B “His feet are off the ground when he’s jumping”

C “When you play in midfield, you’ve got to have legs”

D “The referee saw it so he must have been watching”

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