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Old 26-11-2021, 04:29 PM
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Old 26-11-2021, 05:54 PM
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My late dad (who FWIW was Irish) would say pants and thus I have inherited the practice. When I get pulled up on it I generally retort with . . so why do we call our undies underpants?
Just call them underwear like us Americans. Saves any confusion.
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Young people that don't get my 70's and 80's cultural references and stare at me blankly when I'm trying to crack a joke!
Forget half of the educational syllabus, and introduce practical lessons so that when I make the noise of the Six Million Dollar Man, they don't look at me like I've got a problem.
yeah but you had to be running in slow motion too.
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Old 26-11-2021, 06:31 PM
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Young people that don't get my 70's and 80's cultural references and stare at me blankly when I'm trying to crack a joke!
Forget half of the educational syllabus, and introduce practical lessons so that when I make the noise of the Six Million Dollar Man, they don't look at me like I've got a problem.
A few years ago I was having a 1:1 with one of my direct reports. At the end of each 1:1 we used to have a little social chat. She said she was going to see The Saturdays that Saturday. I asked her if she was going to see The Sundays the day after. She gave me the blankest of looks.
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Old 26-11-2021, 06:37 PM
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American words such as , my bad , kiddo , Dogo
Yanks getting the blame for every little bastardization of the English language. OK, I know they have done a commendable amount of damage to it, but blaming them for the likes of 'Kiddo' is pure BAloney. Kiddo is predominantly north of England and was chanted by the wankers for many years. I've spent over 40 years in the States and have never heard any one called Dogo. Dago yes, but Dogo no.
The sticking of a vowel on the end of the name seems to have started during the dumbing down of English football in the 70's and 80's. Instead of interesting nicknames like the 'flying pig,' the Preston plumber' or Yogi Bear you have gum munchers like Sam and Harry going on about "Davo was massive tonight, as was Gazza and Keano" etc Dubliners have taken the sticking the 'O' on a name to a new level.
It's like when a British ex-pat smugly nudges his mate and smirks when a yank says the word 'Saaccher". The ex-pat who usually has never kicked a ball in his life straightaway feels a surge of superiority over the yank, who was an all star College player and now has eight caps for the U.S.
If you go back twenty years before football was invented by Sky you will find that the word 'soccer' was widely used in the English media and prior to the Big Match we had "Star Soccer." So anyway let's "Move On"
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I rather like "My bad"... it is rather appropriate as it's always my fault.
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Old 26-11-2021, 06:45 PM
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It's like when a British ex-pat smugly nudges his mate and smirks when a yank says the word 'Saaccher". The ex-pat who usually has never kicked a ball in his life straightaway feels a surge of superiority over the yank, who was an all star College player and now has eight caps for the U.S.
If you go back twenty years before football was invented by Sky you will find that the word 'soccer' was widely used in the English media and prior to the Big Match we had "Star Soccer." So anyway let's "Move On"
It's an olden days posho British word anyway. There were two types of football: "rugger" and "soccer".
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Old 26-11-2021, 06:48 PM
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It's an olden days posho British word anyway. There were two types of football: "rugger" and "soccer".
Oi, don't forget Gaelic. Your mate still watches these boards you know. He won't be pleased.
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Old 26-11-2021, 07:14 PM
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Oi, don't forget Gaelic. Your mate still watches these boards you know. He won't be pleased.
He's more Ing-er-lish than me. Anyway, I was talking about public school Victorian toffs who I doubt would of been that interested in GAA sports (or Aussie Rules for that matter).
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Auctioneers who speak in that absolutely ludicrous patter style where they roll all their rrrrrrs and you can’t hear what they’re saying.

In particular, the daft Home Counties bint on the television right now who is spoiling my enjoyment of Christina Trevannion.
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Daughters who "yeah yeah yeah yeah" you when showing them how to maintain their motor scooters and what the warning lights all mean...and then seize the engine of said motor scooter because they havent cheked the oil and ignored the red warning light.
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Auctioneers who speak in that absolutely ludicrous patter style where they roll all their rrrrrrs and you can’t hear what they’re saying.

In particular, the daft Home Counties bint on the television right now who is spoiling my enjoyment of Christina Trevannion.
Was it Gemima Brettell? Christina Trevannion is wife material.
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He's more Ing-er-lish than me. Anyway, I was talking about public school Victorian toffs who I doubt would of been that interested in GAA sports (or Aussie Rules for that matter).
I believe you are a decendent of the Bermondsey-Faministas, who in Vicky's time were referred to as the Low Irish. They were fond of the odd game of GAR, were good spellers and very well respected
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I believe you are a decendent of the Bermondsey-Faministas, who in Vicky's time were referred to as the Low Irish. They were fond of the odd game of GAR, were good spellers and very well respected
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Auctioneers who speak in that absolutely ludicrous patter style where they roll all their rrrrrrs and you can’t hear what they’re saying.

In particular, the daft Home Counties bint on the television right now who is spoiling my enjoyment of Christina Trevannion.
I watched that too this morning. Very annoying and adds absolutely nothing to an auction.
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