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Old 05-12-2021, 08:04 AM
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One up the bum...

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned on here.

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"The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.

"He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it ó and it went up his a**e.Ē
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Good job it was armour piercing otherwise it wouldn't have got through his trousers and pants.
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It was discussed on the Harry and Megan thread for some reason.

Iím sure someone called it a weapon of ass destruction.
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Well, there are 19% you know.

I spent 4 hours in Gloucester A&E a couple of years ago when my daughter split her eye open on my car door. I have never seen such an eclectic mix of folk in all my days, and I’m from Worksop. Star Wars Bar doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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One of those clever bombs that is designed to wiggle under clothing. Incredible what modern technology can achieve with nanobots.
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It was part of his arsenal.
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Well, there are 19% you know.

I spent 4 hours in Gloucester A&E a couple of years ago when my daughter split her eye open on my car door. I have never seen such an eclectic mix of folk in all my days, and I’m from Worksop. Star Wars Bar doesn’t even begin to cover it.
that is just Gloucester - if the film Deliverance was a city - it would be Gloucester
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It was discussed on the Harry and Megan thread for some reason.

Iím sure someone called it a weapon of ass destruction.
I have no interest in either of them, or their ilk, probably why I didn't see it.

Now they're amongst a line of people who need a rocket up their arse
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I spent 4 hours in Gloucester A&E a couple of years ago when my daughter split her eye open on my car door.
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I have no interest in either of them, or their ilk, probably why I didn't see it.

Now they're amongst a line of people who need a rocket up their arse
Thereís plenty on that thread that need one as well
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Did she walk into the door?
No. Ran into it.
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Not so sure that is true given the size??

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It's been covered by all the main news outlets, so I think it is.
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A bit suspect.
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that is just Gloucester - if the film Deliverance was a city - it would be Gloucester
Friend of mine actually moved nearer to Gloucester for work purposes. However when you find out he's a forensic archaeologist it kind of makes sense.
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It was part of his arsenal.
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