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Old 15-05-2019, 11:32 AM
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Of course itís justified. Load of shite.
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Old 15-05-2019, 11:35 AM
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Ahem.

It’s only been successful because of the fu*kwits who watch it. If these wankers didn’t watch it the programme wouldn’t be made.

Never seen a second of it myself. I pity those who watch it.
Funny that, I just mentioned jobless halfwits.

How do you know if you've never seen it, what do you all day. What's your daytime tv of choice.
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Old 15-05-2019, 11:36 AM
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Reith on the BBC: ‘To educate, to inform, to entertain.” Something like that.

Get rid of all TV that doesn’t do one of the above to a decent and positive standard. Us oldies when kids had no option but to become reasonably educated as we were exposed everyday to new learning via all of the above whether we liked it or not. The lowest Jeremy Kyle equivalent was Simon Bates’ Our Tune. But even then I got to know about different diseases and how one should not walk past 3rd apartment windows when piano removal men were working.
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Old 15-05-2019, 11:40 AM
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Of course it shouldn't be on telly. Same with other poor porn like those channel 5 shows Can't pay we'll take etc.

Of course, they only exist because people watch them ...
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Old 15-05-2019, 11:46 AM
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Funny that, I just mentioned jobless halfwits.

How do you know if you've never seen it, what do you all day. What's your daytime tv of choice.
How do I know what if Iíve never seen it? That the Jeremy Kyle show is a pile of shite for bored fu*ckwits?... Really?

You may as well ask me how do you know that cutting your finger off is daft if youíve never done it?

Today Iíve spent three hours gardening, Iím currently watching PMQís on BBC2, later I shall be taking my beautiful 17 year old daughter for a driving lesson and tonight Iím preparing a BBQ for the family.

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Old 15-05-2019, 11:48 AM
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Old 15-05-2019, 11:53 AM
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Old 15-05-2019, 11:59 AM
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Old 15-05-2019, 12:03 PM
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Old 15-05-2019, 12:04 PM
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Make sure you tick the box ďwithout disgruntled waiter spitĒ.
They're usually delighted to serve the table as it gets them out from behind the bar serving the usual change counting subhuman scum.
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Old 15-05-2019, 12:06 PM
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‘‘Tis a higher class of ‘Spoons tbf. Most of the clientele look like they didn’t get expelled until at least 16.
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Old 15-05-2019, 12:18 PM
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Article in the Metro called it 'poverty porn' and I have to say I agree.

Some of the ones where people are accused of having an affair are jaw droppingly shameless.

Where it sinks to a real low is when there are pregnant women there, arguing over people having affairs, who the father is etc, and you think that the stress being whipped up really isn't good for the unborn child.

Gutter tv to be honest and I'm not surprised that it is heavily engineered.

Those defending it point to the once in a blue moon shows where an alcoholic or drug addict gets given free rehab, but even then, the programme still tries to get maximum shock factor out of each story
If the show was really about 'understanding' rather than daytime TV scandal and 'helping' rather than engineering onstage conflict, it could easily be done by making the programme in a different manner. But some people actually like viewing car crash scenes, whether they be actual roadside tragedies or as television entertainment.
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Old 15-05-2019, 12:24 PM
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If the show was really about 'understanding' rather than daytime TV scandal and 'helping' rather than engineering onstage conflict, it could easily be done by making the programme in a different manner. But some people actually like viewing car crash scenes, whether they be actual roadside tragedies or as television entertainment.
Agree. Sometimes the shoutiest person on the stage was Kyle himself, desperately trying to fuel a shouting argument. He was very clever at winding people up.
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Old 15-05-2019, 12:37 PM
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How do you know if you've never seen it, what do you all day. What's your daytime tv of choice.
For someone who claims he couldn't stand being in the same room when it’s on, you seem to be quite knowledgeable about the programme.

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Feck knows that that Graham bloke was all about, psychotherapist? they should have had a dentist on there instead.

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Agree. Sometimes the shoutiest person on the stage was Kyle himself, desperately trying to fuel a shouting argument. He was very clever at winding people up.
Should be playing for Watford then.
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Kyle is an absolutely vile individual. I hope some lawyers go after them.
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I donít understand why people still watch it, every episode is the same. You know exactly what is going to happen every time.

Itís on of those things that we will look back on in 20 years from now and be horrified how such cheap, exploitative TV was allowed to be shown.
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