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Old 24-01-2020, 09:35 AM
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Statistically the "average person" is Chinese.
So I’m not a racist?

I don’t know what’s offensive anymore?!

Actually everything is offensive. I don’t know what’s NOT offensive anymore
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Old 24-01-2020, 09:36 AM
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I've been vaccinated against pneumonia. Will this help?
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Old 24-01-2020, 09:41 AM
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I've been vaccinated against pneumonia. Will this help?
Yes, it will help to prevent you catching pneumonia.
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Old 24-01-2020, 09:59 AM
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Old 24-01-2020, 10:00 AM
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Old 24-01-2020, 10:00 AM
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Old 24-01-2020, 10:07 AM
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Yes, it will help to prevent you catching pneumonia.
Good, as that is what is actually ending up killing the victims of this virus to date.
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Old 24-01-2020, 10:08 AM
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Old 24-01-2020, 10:31 AM
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Old 24-01-2020, 11:41 AM
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Old 24-01-2020, 11:48 AM
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Did anyone see that idiot on Sky News who caught the virus , managed to get over it and then twenty minutes later said he fancied catching it again ?
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Old 24-01-2020, 12:03 PM
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Did anyone see that idiot on Sky News who caught the virus , managed to get over it and then twenty minutes later said he fancied catching it again ?
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Old 24-01-2020, 03:29 PM
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Eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including haemhoragic Marburg Virus, Ebola, Ravn and of course this new virus. Much worse than your average salmonella poisoning isnt it?
How about eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including anthrax, brucellosis, cryptosporidiosis, dermatophilosis, Escherichia coli, giardiasis, leptospirosis, listeriosis, pseudocowpox, Q fever, rabies, ringworm, salmonellosis, tuberculosis, and vesicular stomatitis.

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Old 24-01-2020, 03:52 PM
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How about eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including anthrax, brucellosis, cryptosporidiosis, dermatophilosis, Escherichia coli, giardiasis, leptospirosis, listeriosis, pseudocowpox, Q fever, rabies, ringworm, salmonellosis, tuberculosis, and vesicular stomatitis.

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Last time I checked we have had these terribly ****ed up diseases under control for years, certainly haven't needed to quarantine 11 cities over it either. Could be wrong though, may have unknowingly been in a coma and my whole life is but a dream
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Old 24-01-2020, 04:20 PM
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Last time I checked we have had these terribly ****ed up diseases under control for years, certainly haven't needed to quarantine 11 cities over it either. Could be wrong though, may have unknowingly been in a coma and my whole life is but a dream
You may as well have been in a coma if you think all those diseases have been under control for years. Just take Rabies, it alone kills around 17,000 humans every year.

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Tests for the coronavirus on 14 people in the UK have come back negative, the chief medical officer has announced.
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Last time I checked we have had these terribly ****ed up diseases under control for years, certainly haven't needed to quarantine 11 cities over it either. Could be wrong though, may have unknowingly been in a coma and my whole life is but a dream
How have we had the flu under control? How do you propose that we could have possibly controlled a type of bat Coronavirus from mutating and travelling to a snake and then mutating again and travelling to a human?
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Old 24-01-2020, 05:39 PM
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How about eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including anthrax, brucellosis, cryptosporidiosis, dermatophilosis, Escherichia coli, giardiasis, leptospirosis, listeriosis, pseudocowpox, Q fever, rabies, ringworm, salmonellosis, tuberculosis, and vesicular stomatitis.

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You left out campylobacter which had me ill for nearly two weeks last march.

Back to viruses, most people would be surprised at how many they had in their body at any one time and getting along just fine.
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