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Old 28-01-2019, 12:33 PM
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Brexit Cupboard - Whats in yours?

My wife is regrettably an avid reader of mumsnet (we all have our faults) and has decided we need a Brexit Cupboard when the food runs out (which it probably will when everyone panics and cleans out Tescos To view the link you have to Register or Login)

So under the stairs is now the Brexit cupboard to which I helpfully (my wife didn’t think so) added 6 bottles of a decent claret and one bottle of champagne.

Anyway do you have plans and if so whats going to be in yours?
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Old 28-01-2019, 12:38 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 12:47 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 12:51 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 12:52 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 12:54 PM
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Spam. It's a delicacy in South Korea, so I can export it in the impending free market utopia and make a killing.
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Stocking up on fresh short shelf life foods somehow doesn't seem a brilliant idea.
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The rotting dismembered corpses of Johnson, Fox, Farage, Gove, May - fuggit Trump and Stone and Bannon too.

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NB: FYI national and international law enforcement or intellience agencies: this is dark humour. I clearly will not kill them, leave that to others. But may go nice with some apple sauce and mustard...
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