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Old 28-01-2019, 01:59 PM
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Copious amounts of humble pie, I hope, when Brexit turns out to be the wonderful success that Leavers keep promising.
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:05 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:15 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:17 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:20 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:25 PM
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Cornflakes and urine? How Danish of you.
A good brexit crime-noir in the making with these raw materials.
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:27 PM
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You'll be ****ed when it runs of of petrol.
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Copious amounts of humble pie, I hope, when Brexit turns out to be the wonderful success that Leavers keep promising.
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The rotting dismembered corpses of Johnson, Fox, Farage, Gove, May - fuggit Trump and Stone and Bannon too.

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NB: FYI national and international law enforcement or intellience agencies: this is dark humour. I clearly will not kill them, leave that to others. But may go nice with some apple sauce and mustard...

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Old 28-01-2019, 02:31 PM
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Lots of lube, the establishment will eventually find a way to stay in the EU, with lube it won't hurt so much when the public realise they've been shafted.
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:36 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:38 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:43 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 02:56 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 03:20 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 03:28 PM
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Old Sri Lankan couple next door. Will kill 2 brexit birds with 1 stone.
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Old 28-01-2019, 03:37 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 03:52 PM
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Lots of lube, the establishment will eventually find a way to stay in the EU, with lube it won't hurt so much when the public realise they've been shafted.
Its just as well then that the threads about what you'd take into your own cupboard. It will help you to ease reality in.
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I get the other quotes being brexit related but don't all chainsaws stop working when they run our of petrol? In a dystopian society where chainsaws are required "to to kill the zombies", petrol would probably be hard to come by

Axes are more reliable for both intended uses.
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