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Old 28-01-2019, 06:59 PM
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I get the other quotes being brexit related but don't all chainsaws stop working when they run our of petrol? In a dystopian society where chainsaws are required "to to kill the zombies", petrol would probably be hard to come by

Axes are more reliable for both intended uses.
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Old 28-01-2019, 07:01 PM
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Govt. is going to prioritise medicine over food so anything that helps catch and eat longpigs
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Old 28-01-2019, 07:08 PM
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Looking at Survivalist clips on You Tube it seems the favourites are Salt, Sugar, Freeze Dried Coffee, bullets and silver.
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Old 28-01-2019, 07:17 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 07:22 PM
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Old 28-01-2019, 07:22 PM
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Just some popcorn to watch it all happen from a safe distance
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Old 28-01-2019, 07:57 PM
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I think Elgin must be in mine?

Is he going to be let out on parole soon?
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Old 28-01-2019, 07:59 PM
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I think Elgin must be in mine?

Is he going to be let out on parole soon?
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Old 29-01-2019, 08:35 AM
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This is a UK political forum...Plus all things Brexit.
All I can see at the top of this forum is “The Politics Forum Discussions that are wholly or mainly concerned with UK politics

It’s no biggie, I only ended up in here as someone moved the thread.
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Old 29-01-2019, 08:44 AM
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And what about Elgin?
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Old 29-01-2019, 09:01 AM
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And what about Elgin?
He's probably warming his samovar.
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Old 29-01-2019, 09:56 AM
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Old 29-01-2019, 10:16 AM
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Old 29-01-2019, 10:22 AM
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Old 29-01-2019, 11:02 AM
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Th existence of the Political Forum is the BBS equivalent of Brexit.

Whatever is the equivalent of A50 needs to be revoked.
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Old 29-01-2019, 09:07 PM
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Is there another thread on this or am I having that deja vue feeling.
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Old 30-01-2019, 05:08 AM
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He's probably warming his samovar.
He needs to be let out....
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Old 30-01-2019, 06:53 AM
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A couple of Poles to pick the tomatoes.
Swap 'Poles' for 'Pakistanis' in that sentence, sit back and watch the mass righteous indignation of the BBS flow forth.

Even better, have it attributed to the likes of Biggin to ensure a lifetime ban.

OR leave the sentence as it is, written by one of the weasly pack, and.........not a whisper.
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Old 30-01-2019, 08:28 AM
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Swap 'Poles' for 'Pakistanis' in that sentence, sit back and watch the mass righteous indignation of the BBS flow forth.

Even better, have it attributed to the likes of Biggin to ensure a lifetime ban.

OR leave the sentence as it is, written by one of the weasly pack, and.........not a whisper.
Probably because it is obvious, considering how CT posts, that this a joke.

He also has not taken into account that the Poles have been here quite a while now and are therefore less hardworking these days, so I think Romanians would be far better to take up cupboard space.

Having said that it would be nice to have Biggins back (and Elgin).
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Probably because it is obvious, considering how CT posts, that this a joke.
Oh I see.....it's Ok everyone. CT Palace is doing a 'joke'.

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