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Old 21-03-2019, 09:46 AM
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Old 21-03-2019, 09:48 AM
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Idiots are not restricted to her constituency.

I'll see you and raise you Mark Francois.
Erm you vote SNP!
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Old 21-03-2019, 06:28 PM
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Andrea Jenkyns.
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Absolute fraud and spouts complete bollocks every time I see her on TV. She has blocked me on twitter for telling her that even though I put it more politely.
I was working with Andrea Jenkyns' niece at the time she got elected, kicking Ed Balls out of parliament in the process. The way the niece used to go on about her, you'd think we were witnessing the second coming of Mother Teresa fused with Eva Peron. Not some third rate Teresa Gorman tribute act. My gentle ribbing of the niece was misinterpreted as genuine interest and she (also a Tory party activist) saw me as a potential convertee. Consequently, she used to forward on to me all the confidential Tory party briefing papers which central office would send out to their MPs at the start of every week. These were quite an eye opener into the seedy world of politics, setting out all the policy points they wanted their MPs to emphasise during the course of the week and all the Labour party issues they were instructed to attack and exploit. It was fascinating to then watch this script get rolled out in the media over the next few days.

A matter of months later my cover was blown when Andrea was caught by the paparazzi having an affair with a married Tory MP, including pictures of them in matching elf outfits attending some Christmas party. I was unable to continue the subterfuge and had to make my contempt public
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Old 21-03-2019, 06:34 PM
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I laugh at your Nadine Dorries and raise you a Chris Grayling.

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The one I shared a sauna with yesterday was a massive racist (and proud of it) and explained to me how I could cancel my direct debit to the gym which I pay for my family membership and re register as just a single membership.

Apparently he and four of his gammon mates have done it and nobody ever questions their families still attending.

I wasn’t surprised.

Anyway, I’d go for Nadine. Utterly stupid.
Did you not tell him he is a racist **** ? A gammon ?
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Old 21-03-2019, 06:53 PM
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It appears we all have our favourite political moron and everyone mentioned so far deserves the accolade.

We have to thank this whole brexit process for exposing how many unbelievably ridiculous and mental MPs reside in Westminster.

Thank you David Cameron.
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Old 21-03-2019, 07:18 PM
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Both Philip and David Davies are utterly vile Tory MPs (David Davis on the other hand is generally utterly shit with the occassional good-ish idea, I think).
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Old 21-03-2019, 07:34 PM
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Yes because they are not idiots like those mentioned on this thread, as I am sure you will agree with me on
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Old 21-03-2019, 11:18 PM
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I laugh at your Nadine Dorries and raise you a Chris Grayling.

He's my MP as well
Yep - suspiciously looking at my neighbours wondering which of the nonces helped return that cock with an increased majority.
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Old 22-03-2019, 06:13 PM
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Who’s that Tory that votes against any sensible bill around women’s and children’s rights? A very special kind of arsehole.
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Old 22-03-2019, 06:23 PM
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Either Christopher Chope or Philip Davies, who are both utter c~ntc~nts.
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Old 22-03-2019, 07:01 PM
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Who’s that Tory that votes against any sensible bill around women’s and children’s rights? A very special kind of arsehole.
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Old 22-03-2019, 08:39 PM
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When you realise that Grayling is a cabinet minister what does it say about the couple of hundred tory MPs who are considered less able. Surely they are a pathetic bunch.
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Liz ‘pork markets’ Truss. Never knowingly uttering words of wisdom.

“She’s a disgrace”

But after 3 pages on shit MPs can’t believe nobody has mentioned Diane ******* Abbott. Thick as shit and horrible person with double standards galore
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Old 23-03-2019, 07:50 AM
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But after 3 pages on shit MPs can’t believe nobody has mentioned Diane ******* Abbott. Thick as shit and horrible person with double standards galore

I’ve been in her company, thoroughly unpleasant.
(She May just have been having a bad day, it was about 8 years ago.... really rude person). I don’t think she’s thick, I just think she doesn’t interview well, and is poorly prepared.
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I’ve been in her company, thoroughly unpleasant.
(She May just have been having a bad day, it was about 8 years ago.... really rude person). I don’t think she’s thick, I just think she doesn’t interview well, and is poorly prepared.
She is not thick at all highly intelligent and highly rude premadona. I don’t think she prepares properly and I think she has icy a massive chip that she gets sidestepped from looking at the real issue and gallops off on some minor point that she has issue with. In any event she is certainly not suitable as a Home Secretary ....
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