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Old 29-05-2019, 10:12 PM
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What?! They’re lovely critters. I never see them nowadays sadly, but when I was child it was a treat to see them snuffling about on the lawn at dusk.
Grey Squirrels eat their young .... That's why numbers are down.
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Old 10-06-2019, 05:25 PM
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Going into a public toilet and feeling a sense of overwhelming dread when I see that the toilet seat is closed...
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Old 10-06-2019, 05:28 PM
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Going into a public toilet and feeling a sense of overwhelming dread when I see that the toilet seat is closed...

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Old 10-06-2019, 05:53 PM
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Old 10-06-2019, 06:00 PM
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Old 10-06-2019, 06:40 PM
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Old 10-06-2019, 06:42 PM
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:16 PM
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Old 11-06-2019, 08:50 AM
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:42 AM
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Old 11-06-2019, 01:30 PM
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Maybe they have an interest in lesbians.
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Drinking a cold drink from a tea mug. Just no! no! no!

Mrs Bubbs poured some orange juice for herself yesterday and drank it out of her mug and it made me gag just looking at it. Just could never contemplate drinking water, juice or anything that’s not hot, from a mug. Realised I’ve had this problem from childhood.

Been married 16 years and it was the first time I’d confided in Mrs Bubbs about this sensitive issue. She looked at me with disdain and shouted ‘weirdo!’ as she left the kitchen.
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Drinking a cold drink from a tea mug. Just no! no! no!

Mrs Bubbs poured some orange juice for herself yesterday and drank it out of her mug and it made me gag just looking at it. Just could never contemplate drinking water, juice or anything that’s not hot, from a mug. Realised I’ve had this problem from childhood.

Been married 16 years and it was the first time I’d confided in Mrs Bubbs about this sensitive issue. She looked at me with disdain and shouted ‘weirdo!’ as she left the kitchen.
I am exactly the same, also drinking hot drinks from clear containers, including those smoked glass tea mugs.
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We were at a really nice beach club a few years back, empty beds all around and then these 4 gitanos bowled up (3 women, one bloke) and had obviously paid for just one baed, which they shared. Suddenly i was aware of hairs flitting by me, I looked over and one of the women was plucking her bikini line, with her crotch facing me!
Brilliant! was she a hot young gitana or a big fat, had 6 kids type?
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Brilliant! was she a hot young gitana or a big fat, had 6 kids type?
Dyed blonde hair, rolls of fat, fag hanging out the mouth, picks her crotch in public.....what do you think?
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