Home | Forums | Gallery | Twitter
 
CPFC BBS  

Go Back   CPFC BBS » Off Topic » General Chit Chat

Notices

General Chit Chat Off topic conversations. Please do not post CPFC or sport related threads here

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #2321  
Old 30-05-2019, 08:26 PM
CP-RJW's Avatar
CP-RJW CP-RJW is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Sheffield
Age: 19
Posts: 10,664
Rep Power: 21474841
CP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is here
How big are their cocks?
Reply With Quote
  #2322  
Old 30-05-2019, 08:27 PM
CP-RJW's Avatar
CP-RJW CP-RJW is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Sheffield
Age: 19
Posts: 10,664
Rep Power: 21474841
CP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is hereCP-RJW Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox View Post
Inspired by this thread I had a look at Thai Tinder, swipe right or swipe left ?
In all seriousness though, that first ones a right swipe.
Reply With Quote
  #2323  
Old 30-05-2019, 08:45 PM
Blind_Eagle's Avatar
Blind_Eagle Blind_Eagle is offline
Dis-Member
 
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: The Royalty Fishery
Age: 59
Posts: 35,344
Rep Power: 21474857
Blind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is hereBlind_Eagle Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefox View Post
Or how about this one ?
Right or left?
__________________
Well swivel on this one, because Crystal Palace sell 34 different designs of hat and cap. Thirty-f*cking-four?!
Reply With Quote
  #2324  
Old 30-05-2019, 08:50 PM
Hedgehog's Avatar
Hedgehog Hedgehog is offline
The Spiky One
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Valencia, California, USA
Age: 63
Posts: 57,561
Rep Power: 21474854
Hedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is hereHedgehog Sam the man is here
Judging by their English, you wouldn't be hooking up with them for their conversational skills!
Reply With Quote
  #2325  
Old 31-05-2019, 03:14 AM
thefox's Avatar
thefox thefox is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The seaside town they forgot to bomb.
Age: 44
Posts: 22,900
Rep Power: 21474848
thefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by CP-RJW View Post
How big are their cocks?
The first one looks quite a big boy.
Reply With Quote
  #2326  
Old 31-05-2019, 04:52 AM
thefox's Avatar
thefox thefox is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The seaside town they forgot to bomb.
Age: 44
Posts: 22,900
Rep Power: 21474848
thefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle View Post
Right or left?
Do you prefer feathers or oil ?
Reply With Quote
  #2327  
Old 12-06-2019, 12:34 PM
Spindle's Avatar
Spindle Spindle is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 8,891
Rep Power: 21474839
Spindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is here
It seems a long time since anything was posted on this, but it really isn't. I have a growing relationship with Quedgeley, she's been a real anchor through this whole thing, and I'm taking the gal on holiday in July to Majorca which we are both really looking forward to. It's gonna be a lazy one.

The skank of a wife is still with the bloke, last time I saw her was a blazing argument where I called her 'thick' and 'a dog' amongst other things, and she blazed at me "I live on my own because of you!!" which I thought was not only untrue, but strange. I guess the fella isn't interested in moving in with her, oh dear. I would think a true love couldn't wait
__________________
Seaweed charity bet 2018/19 season
http://cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?p=14292177
Reply With Quote
  #2328  
Old 12-06-2019, 12:38 PM
Selhurst Celtic's Avatar
Selhurst Celtic Selhurst Celtic is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 36,414
Rep Power: 21474853
Selhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is hereSelhurst Celtic Sam the man is here
First paragraph: Vomit.
Second paragraph: More like it.
Reply With Quote
  #2329  
Old 12-06-2019, 12:39 PM
Spindle's Avatar
Spindle Spindle is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 8,891
Rep Power: 21474839
Spindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ant.Palace View Post
This thread's gone a bit quiet, which I can only assume is a good thing.

As for me I'm still with the nice lady from Worthing. Funnily of the four online women i met she was the least likely i thought i would click with. Just goes to show all the online chat means not a lot until you meet in the flesh.
You mean they were mingers except this one?

Seriously, how long have you now been seeing her? What's it going like? (....have you uninstalled TInder/Bumble as a result?)

__________________
Seaweed charity bet 2018/19 season
http://cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?p=14292177
Reply With Quote
  #2330  
Old 12-06-2019, 12:42 PM
Spindle's Avatar
Spindle Spindle is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 8,891
Rep Power: 21474839
Spindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic View Post
First paragraph: Vomit.
Second paragraph: More like it.
Sorry, I didn't want to go into the filthy details for the first one as you might vomit even more
__________________
Seaweed charity bet 2018/19 season
http://cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?p=14292177
Reply With Quote
  #2331  
Old 12-06-2019, 01:58 PM
Ant.Palace's Avatar
Ant.Palace Ant.Palace is offline
Brahms and List
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ifield
Age: 52
Posts: 28,484
Rep Power: 21474854
Ant.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is hereAnt.Palace Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spindle View Post
You mean they were mingers except this one?

No they were all attractive, especially the first who was a model in her younger years. Trouble is it blinded me to the fact she was a bit of a nutter for a while

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spindle View Post

Seriously, how long have you now been seeing her? What's it going like? (....have you uninstalled TInder/Bumble as a result?)


It must be 2 months now, and going well. I must admit I havent uninstalled Tinder or Bumble but am invisible on both
__________________
Replaced by an aardvark.
Reply With Quote
  #2332  
Old 22-06-2019, 07:27 PM
bubbs11's Avatar
bubbs11 bubbs11 is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 16,628
Rep Power: 21474847
bubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is herebubbs11 Sam the man is here
I wondered where to post this, but thought this would be the best place as the topic of the experience of being a male in today’s society has come up a few times. I’ve seen quite a few good Ted Talks over the years but this one ranks right up there. What a woman - total respect.

__________________
Supporting Katerina https://www.gofundme.com/supporting-..._co_campmgmt_m

“Supporting Palace has a certain cult value – like pretending that some Peruvian rock band is the best in the world.”
- John Peel
Reply With Quote
  #2333  
Old 26-06-2019, 04:32 PM
Latvian's Avatar
Latvian Latvian is offline
Bring him back!
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Shitting in Rufus Brevett's shed
Age: 36
Posts: 24,573
Rep Power: 16210360
Latvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy dietLatvian came here looking for the peace and quiet; the healthy air and the healthy diet
I think all this dating shit is turning me asexual!
__________________
Palace are a neurochemical con job.
Reply With Quote
  #2334  
Old 01-07-2019, 09:28 AM
Spindle's Avatar
Spindle Spindle is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 8,891
Rep Power: 21474839
Spindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is here
What are the latest updates from our dating fraternity?

I have no dating news other than that myself and Quedgeley are due to go wo Mallorca for a week shortly - Love Island Really needed and we're both looking forward to it massively

Something hit me yesterday, someone at the golf club was talking about local footballers and then mentioned this fella who played 1 match for Forest Green but got released, turns out it was my wife's affair partner's lad. Penny dropped for me because I recall my wife banging on about this bloke at work having a son about to make it at FGR, she even checked the game that date - it stuck in my mind, but only now do I know it was the same bloke she ran off with. That match was 30th April 2016 !! Shows how long ago she started her interested in him, the ********, she didn't even care all that much about football either. That's the thing with affairs, as a spouse you just cannot even deal with it, it's like being preyed upon.
__________________
Seaweed charity bet 2018/19 season
http://cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?p=14292177

Last edited by Spindle; 01-07-2019 at 09:32 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #2335  
Old 01-07-2019, 09:51 AM
chelmsfordeagle's Avatar
chelmsfordeagle chelmsfordeagle is offline
moist
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Sevilla
Age: 43
Posts: 9,560
Rep Power: 21474852
chelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is herechelmsfordeagle Sam the man is here
Technically it isn't a dating app but to practice my Spanish I use a site called conversationexchange.com In reality I, and many others, use it as a way to meet people. You can filter your search using location, language you speak/want to learn, age and sex. Like dating apps you message people through the app, pass on your number then arrange to meet. These can work out as simply an hour or so having a coffee and practising a language you are trying to learn, all the way through to getting some bedroom gymnastics. And everything in between. It is a great way of meeting people both romantically and just new, interesting people. Over the years I have had a couple of GF's from it, a few ONS (not after the first meeting), and have two good friends due to it.
As of today I am on summer hours (which means working 12 hours less a week and finishing at 2.30pm everyday) This gives me the time I don't have the rest of the year to meet people through intercambio (langauge exchange).
Reply With Quote
  #2336  
Old 01-07-2019, 02:50 PM
Spindle's Avatar
Spindle Spindle is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 8,891
Rep Power: 21474839
Spindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is hereSpindle Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by bubbs11 View Post
I wondered where to post this, but thought this would be the best place as the topic of the experience of being a male in today’s society has come up a few times. I’ve seen quite a few good Ted Talks over the years but this one ranks right up there. What a woman - total respect.

Very good.

I've just undertaken a stress management course for work run by ACAS, not for my own stress but because I manage people and the business wants to make sure managers are dealing with people correctly. Some of the stuff she said in there matches the course content.
__________________
Seaweed charity bet 2018/19 season
http://cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?p=14292177
Reply With Quote
  #2337  
Old 01-07-2019, 03:06 PM
Coastal Palace's Avatar
Coastal Palace Coastal Palace is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 9,332
Rep Power: 21474839
Coastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is hereCoastal Palace Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Latvian View Post
I think all this dating shit is turning me asexual!
A sexual what?
__________________
But You Know It's By Your Side I will Stay.
Reply With Quote
  #2338  
Old 02-07-2019, 04:22 PM
thefox's Avatar
thefox thefox is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The seaside town they forgot to bomb.
Age: 44
Posts: 22,900
Rep Power: 21474848
thefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is here
Swipe left or right ?
Attached Images
File Type: jpg Screenshot_20190702-231455_Samsung Internet.jpg (497.1 KB, 179 views)
File Type: jpg Screenshot_20190702-231501_Samsung Internet.jpg (460.2 KB, 159 views)
Reply With Quote
  #2339  
Old 02-07-2019, 05:15 PM
gold76's Avatar
gold76 gold76 is offline
Keeping The Faith
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Haywards Heath
Age: 43
Posts: 33,718
Rep Power: 21474852
gold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is heregold76 Sam the man is here
At first glance i thought it was posh spice
__________________
Co-founding father of the 70's gang
Reply With Quote
  #2340  
Old 03-07-2019, 07:36 AM
thefox's Avatar
thefox thefox is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The seaside town they forgot to bomb.
Age: 44
Posts: 22,900
Rep Power: 21474848
thefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is herethefox Sam the man is here
Quote:
Originally Posted by gold76 View Post
At first glance i thought it was posh spice

Poor Joy.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 12:22 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.