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Old 08-03-2009, 07:45 AM
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:12 AM
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I also have a vague recollection of one where they escaped from a prison, blacked themselves up and hid amongst the cotton-pickers. Ollie was in front, carefully picking the pieces of cotton and putting them in a sack. Stan came behind, grabbed the cotton plant at the base, ripped it out of the ground and stuffed into into his sack. [I was laughing to myself as I typed that]
I think that was called Pardon Us. Stan has a dodgy tooth, 'a buzzer' in fact, which gives them away after the escape
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I think that was called Pardon Us. Stan has a dodgy tooth, 'a buzzer' in fact, which gives them away after the escape
Which he fixes by "vulcanising" it.
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Which he fixes by "vulcanising" it.
...and Ollie gets his tooth pulled

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Old 08-03-2009, 10:16 AM
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Surprised that no-one has mentioned the classic scene where Stan is siphoning the home-brew into bottles - pure comedy genius

I also have a vague recollection of one where they escaped from a prison, blacked themselves up and hid amongst the cotton-pickers. Ollie was in front, carefully picking the pieces of cotton and putting them in a sack. Stan came behind, grabbed the cotton plant at the base, ripped it out of the ground and stuffed into into his sack. [I was laughing to myself as I typed that]
'Pardon Us'. "Good morning to you, good morning to you, good morning dear classmates good morning to you......."
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