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Old 19-05-2022, 01:33 PM
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Old 19-05-2022, 01:36 PM
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Old 19-05-2022, 01:38 PM
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Old 19-05-2022, 01:40 PM
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Mate, what's worse is people starting a sentence with "mate".
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Old 19-05-2022, 01:46 PM
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Old 19-05-2022, 02:37 PM
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Hi, I was getting night cramps which were waking me nightly up until a couple of years ago - seems to be an age/boozing thing. A friend suggested that I sleep with corks in the bed. Just get a small string bag or similar and place them in the bed, you do not have to sleep on them! I was very cynical at first but it really seem to work as night cramps now only occur very occasionally. A few friends have had the same reaction and if you google say "corks for night cramps" for example you get quite a few hits. BTW we've always done it with used corks (ie ones from opened bottle of wine). I don't know if this makes a difference but hic!

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Old 20-05-2022, 03:22 AM
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Hi, I was getting night cramps which were waking me nightly up until a couple of years ago - seems to be an age/boozing thing. A friend suggested that I sleep with corks in the bed. Just get a small string bag or similar and place them in the bed, you do not have to sleep on them! I was very cynical at first but it really seem to work as night cramps now only occur very occasionally. A few friends have had the same reaction and if you google say "corks for night cramps" for example you get quite a few hits. BTW we've always done it with used corks (ie ones from opened bottle of wine). I don't know if this makes a difference but hic!
I used to get terrible cramps in my hamstring. Sometimes both going at the same time. Came from working outside in the hot New York summers and then sculling a gallon of beer in the pub on the way home. It was my mother( who believes in old remedies) who told me about the cork remedy. I'd be lying if I said I've never had a cramp since but the frequency of them dropped considerably.
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Old 20-05-2022, 07:10 AM
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Old 20-05-2022, 10:30 AM
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Being done for paedophilia and having to pay lawyers

Okay, maybe I should clarify

As I have said before, I belong to a charity club called the Lions.

In the 70s, when I was still in England, our Lions club donated football shirts to a team in the City where I live now.

It turns out the coach of the team was a kiddie fiddler who is now dead(good, I hope it was a bad one), but the City was sued, and now the City is trying to sue anyone that helped that team, including the Royal Canadian Legion and us.

We send our dues to Lions in the states, one big happy family, we thought. Until we asked about insurance which does not extend to Lions of Canada.

So far, with just responding, we have spent $2,700 of donated money that is supposed to help disadvantaged people to the Lawyers.

I said to give what we have to the needy and disband and start again after, feck erm!

It sounds nuts but it is happening.
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Old 21-05-2022, 03:35 AM
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Being done for paedophilia and having to pay lawyers

Okay, maybe I should clarify

As I have said before, I belong to a charity club called the Lions.

In the 70s, when I was still in England, our Lions club donated football shirts to a team in the City where I live now.

It turns out the coach of the team was a kiddie fiddler who is now dead(good, I hope it was a bad one), but the City was sued, and now the City is trying to sue anyone that helped that team, including the Royal Canadian Legion and us.

We send our dues to Lions in the states, one big happy family, we thought. Until we asked about insurance which does not extend to Lions of Canada.

So far, with just responding, we have spent $2,700 of donated money that is supposed to help disadvantaged people to the Lawyers.

I said to give what we have to the needy and disband and start again after, feck erm!

It sounds nuts but it is happening.
That's shit, that's like Crewe sueing the kit suppliers, team.sponsors and anyone else who donated to the club whilst that bastard Bennell was there.
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Old 21-05-2022, 04:13 PM
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Being done for paedophilia and having to pay lawyers

Okay, maybe I should clarify

As I have said before, I belong to a charity club called the Lions.

In the 70s, when I was still in England, our Lions club donated football shirts to a team in the City where I live now.

It turns out the coach of the team was a kiddie fiddler who is now dead(good, I hope it was a bad one), but the City was sued, and now the City is trying to sue anyone that helped that team, including the Royal Canadian Legion and us.

We send our dues to Lions in the states, one big happy family, we thought. Until we asked about insurance which does not extend to Lions of Canada.

So far, with just responding, we have spent $2,700 of donated money that is supposed to help disadvantaged people to the Lawyers.

I said to give what we have to the needy and disband and start again after, feck erm!

It sounds nuts but it is happening.
"No good deed goes unpunished," springs to mind. Just curious, but have the press got hold of this story. How donations that should be going to the needy are being used to pay lawyers. A bit like the over flowing collection plates at Sunday mass. A lot of that money was being spent on lawyers who were defending the nonces who were preaching from the pulpit.
I think you're right in saying disband and restart. You know full well these lawyers will milk this to the last. They'll charge you 400 bucks to send an e-mail to the city's lawyer, most of which discusses what discreet restaurant they can use when the case gets adjourned for the 15th time.
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