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Old 15-10-2018, 05:16 PM
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The new Stella advert. Dear god. Who on Earth is that meant to appeal to? Do they really think that the absolute tossers in that advert are ever going to be the the types to try their shit lager?

Everyone involved in the ad from top to bottom deserves to be thrown off the top of the Empire State Building.
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Old 17-10-2018, 12:56 AM
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Currently it’s easier to say what ads are good- only Trivago Lady(obviously) and Paddy Power spring to mind.
Know sky arent popular but their broadband ad with the Incredibles is quite fun specially the baby chortling away after nearly lasering the poor bloke
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Old 21-08-2019, 07:28 PM
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Gladstone Brookes PPI bollocks.
Patronising **** every advert break. That's all his 'acting' career is now, for some reason

Btw, CH4, I haven't applied 6 minutes ago so odds are that I won't do now, or in another 6 minute's time
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Old 21-08-2019, 09:24 PM
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All the Trevago ads.
All the Nationwide ads.
The worst one of all so far though is the Hotels.com ad where the man is sitting on the toilet next to his wife who is in the bath.
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Old 22-08-2019, 11:22 AM
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Old 22-08-2019, 11:24 AM
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The stupid ******* bingo cows doing some shitty rap.
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Patronising **** every advert break. That's all his 'acting' career is now, for some reason
I fully expect him to continue his career after August 29th and appear in a string of ads.

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All the Trevago ads.
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The worst one of all so far though is the Hotels.com ad where the man is sitting on the toilet next to his wife who is in the bath.

Absolutely horrific adverts. First it was those singing sisters, then the 'sunrise besties' in the photo booth, and now the attempt at Seinfeld.

Someone should be sacked.
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Loving some of the reviews on there..’been playing for years never won much I think it’s a scam’. Some people really don’t understand gambling do they.
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Well...we 'ave 'ad a few issues...

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Loving some of the reviews on there..’been playing for years never won much I think it’s a scam’. Some people really don’t understand gambling do they.
Gambling might be pushing the term, at least in most forms of gambling you can play the odds to some degree. Lottery is basically a raffle.

The whole concept of a lottery is something of a scam, you're looking at pay a quid or two a week on a 13m to 1 chance of winning enough to retire (thats National Lotto).

Still, its a slim chances to be 'rich', which for most people is worth a punt each week. Chances are astronomically against you (I think you're more likely to hit by a meteorite).
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Gambling might be pushing the term, at least in most forms of gambling you can play the odds to some degree. Lottery is basically a raffle.

The whole concept of a lottery is something of a scam, you're looking at pay a quid or two a week on a 13m to 1 chance of winning enough to retire (thats National Lotto).

Still, its a slim chances to be 'rich', which for most people is worth a punt each week. Chances are astronomically against you (I think you're more likely to hit by a meteorite).
Those odds are out of date, to win jackpot on national lotto odds are 1 in 45,057,474! To view the link you have to Register or Login
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The new On The Market & Just Eat ads - everyone involved in them is a c unit.
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The new On The Market & Just Eat ads - everyone involved in them is a c unit.
**** you I worked on that Just Eat advert. Double time on the night shoot, was fecking freezing though.
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The new Just Eat ad - everyone involved in them is a c unit.

When I hear the sung bit "did somebody say just eat?" part I immediately think "no, they said f*ck off and cook for yourselves you lazy tossers".


It doesn't scan though.
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All the Meerkat crap.

Years ago, some doofus in an advertising agency cooked up an advert based around these Meerkat characters who all lived in Russia and had names like Сергей, Богдан, Александр and so on. All good Russian names.

Then some clever dick told them that meerkats are endemic to South Africa and if they had a smattering of intelligence they would recognise the very word as coming from Afrikaans. And didn't they see that famous Attenborough film about them? One of the most famous wildlife documentaries ever. If you were writing stories about meerkats at the time you would have to have lived on Mars to think they came from anywhere else. Mind-boggling ignorance.

So what they should have done if they had any taste is kill the thing off, apologise, and sack the idiot who got this wrong.

But instead they invented some stupid story about them all going on this massive exodus from South Africa to Russia and then continued to force this shit down our throats for years and years and years. The Meerkat thing is even a business in its own right almost independent from the product it was supposed to advertise in the first place.

Millions starve but a large corporation rakes in revenue for years based on a load of total bollocks with a massive factual error at its very foundation. They even got everyone saying "Simples" for ages FFS.
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My current pet hate is the one for Gumtree with the dippy Mary walking along spouting total bollocks. Is this aimed at total idiots? They certainly feature in the ad.

It seems to me that at my age the only ads aimed at me are Over-50s Life Insurance, Funeral Plans and "Hang gliding In The Andes - with YOUR blood pressure??" Or Equity Release Plan Conmen, complete with daft dance routines with the obligatory woman in a short, floaty dress, trying to rip off people and their beneficiaries. (I did a rough calculation and it seems to me that unless I am long way wide of the mark, with compound interest, after about 15 years they are on the hook for twice as much as was borrowed).
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