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Old 19-03-2018, 08:11 PM
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Old 19-03-2018, 08:22 PM
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Old 19-03-2018, 08:24 PM
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Coffee, pretentious bullocks, especially to those who go on coffee dates.
I don't go into Starbucks very often, but I've noticed on more than one occasion people conducting interviews in them.

Must be a pretty crap job if your boss does not even have an office!
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Old 19-03-2018, 08:25 PM
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Old 19-03-2018, 08:25 PM
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Old 05-05-2018, 08:57 PM
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Old 05-05-2018, 09:02 PM
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Old 06-05-2018, 04:46 PM
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Old 06-05-2018, 05:21 PM
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Old 06-05-2018, 05:25 PM
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Old 06-05-2018, 05:30 PM
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Fair enough - some good ones there.

But going into a Sainsbury, Tesco, Waitrose etc and scanning their selections at lunchtime drains my spirit.
Disagree m&s sandwiches are ******* wank
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Old 06-05-2018, 07:46 PM
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Ah, the too much money and not enough sense option. You should volunteer for one of those documentaries where you have to live the life of a Gorbals benefit recipient for a month.
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Old 06-05-2018, 09:16 PM
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Disagree m&s sandwiches are ******* wank
Used to love their prawn mayo sandwiches. Twice in the last few occasions I was back in the UK and bought them, I had too chuck them out after one bite. The smell was like the undergarments of a Victorian prostitute.
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Old 07-05-2018, 06:52 AM
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Old 07-05-2018, 01:59 PM
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Old 07-05-2018, 02:30 PM
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Accidental Partridge?

Anyway, things that are crap include pathological liars on the BBS who pretend to have children and import powdered fox milk to Cathay.
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Old 07-05-2018, 02:44 PM
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Fair enough - some good ones there.

But going into a Sainsbury, Tesco, Waitrose etc and scanning their selections at lunchtime drains my spirit.
Can't believe people are to lazy to make their own sarnies
Decent bread cost you 65p but rather pay a few quid for someone else to make it
I ain't got time.
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Old 07-05-2018, 02:47 PM
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