"Brighton lol"

[Eagleinsussex]

Originally Posted by Bipe

This is the emerging narrative now...you can only last in this division by playing cowardly, defensive route one football. Who wants their team to do that? Far better to keep on playing a slick passing game, even if it results in very few goals, and accept that relegation might be the price to pay for doing things the right way. We go down with our heads held high!

‘Slick Football’ Lol Lol Lol the weeds are the gift that keeps on giving and giving

[Selhurst Celtic]

Is 'slick football' an upgrade on 'too good to go down?'

[Stellavista]

Originally Posted by thereichstuff

Benteke

I have not the words on just how terrible a "footballer" this man is. He is absolutely stealing a living. I realise this is not breaking news, but he just doesn't....even...LOOK like a professional. I saw binmen and insurance salesmen at the weekend who looked more effective for their teams than that hapless lump.

And my life, Palace are f*cking woeful. Hump, hump, hump. Yeah they're streetwise enough to skive and snide their way to safety, but holy shit are they an appalling team to witness. Bloody AWFUL.

Posted by easy 10 at 2 in the morning

I do admire the consistency of this utter f*cking spanner.

[SJ'sLoveMonkey]

Originally Posted by thereichstuff

Benteke

I have not the words on just how terrible a "footballer" this man is. He is absolutely stealing a living. I realise this is not breaking news, but he just doesn't....even...LOOK like a professional. I saw binmen and insurance salesmen at the weekend who looked more effective for their teams than that hapless lump.

And my life, Palace are f*cking woeful. Hump, hump, hump. Yeah they're streetwise enough to skive and snide their way to safety, but holy shit are they an appalling team to witness. Bloody AWFUL.

Posted by easy 10 at 2 in the morning

The fun loving chubster

[Maiden Eagle]

Originally Posted by thereichstuff

Benteke

I have not the words on just how terrible a "footballer" this man is. He is absolutely stealing a living. I realise this is not breaking news, but he just doesn't....even...LOOK like a professional. I saw binmen and insurance salesmen at the weekend who looked more effective for their teams than that hapless lump.

And my life, Palace are f*cking woeful. Hump, hump, hump. Yeah they're streetwise enough to skive and snide their way to safety, but holy shit are they an appalling team to witness. Bloody AWFUL.

Posted by easy 10 at 2 in the morning

The racist, drunken, w*nker really does hate us, doesn't he !!

[Bipe]

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic

Is 'slick football' an upgrade on 'too good to go down?'

This season, possibly. Time will tell.

[Golf Boy]

Tomorrow is the day we witness total football. Leeds vs Brighton. My telly might explode with pureness of this artform.

[Happy Arthur]

Originally Posted by thereichstuff

Benteke

I have not the words on just how terrible a "footballer" this man is. He is absolutely stealing a living. I realise this is not breaking news, but he just doesn't....even...LOOK like a professional. I saw binmen and insurance salesmen at the weekend who looked more effective for their teams than that hapless lump.

And my life, Palace are f*cking woeful. Hump, hump, hump. Yeah they're streetwise enough to skive and snide their way to safety, but holy shit are they an appalling team to witness. Bloody AWFUL.

Posted by easy 10 at 2 in the morning

These Arsenal fans are bitter..

[Vince Hilaire's Afro]

Originally Posted by thereichstuff

Benteke

I have not the words on just how terrible a "footballer" this man is. He is absolutely stealing a living. I realise this is not breaking news, but he just doesn't....even...LOOK like a professional. I saw binmen and insurance salesmen at the weekend who looked more effective for their teams than that hapless lump.

And my life, Palace are f*cking woeful. Hump, hump, hump. Yeah they're streetwise enough to skive and snide their way to safety, but holy shit are they an appalling team to witness. Bloody AWFUL.

Posted by easy 10 at 2 in the morning

The usual insightful, never bitter stuff from Easy 'read the shirt' 10.

However, in order to receive the full effect of his posts, you have to experience them the way they were intended - composed not at a regular keyboard, but read aloud to a voice recognition transcriber whilst he stands naked, hatefully gripping the maggot-like appendage hanging between his legs, tears in his eyes as he struggles to make out Benteke's image on his 1982 Sony Trinitron through the loosely noosed plastic bag over his head.

[Spindle]

Originally Posted by thereichstuff

Benteke

I have not the words on just how terrible a "footballer" this man is. He is absolutely stealing a living. I realise this is not breaking news, but he just doesn't....even...LOOK like a professional. I saw binmen and insurance salesmen at the weekend who looked more effective for their teams than that hapless lump.

And my life, Palace are f*cking woeful. Hump, hump, hump. Yeah they're streetwise enough to skive and snide their way to safety, but holy shit are they an appalling team to witness. Bloody AWFUL.

Posted by easy 10 at 2 in the morning

Ouch. He's not taking it well. I guess it's the hope that kills

[Spindle]

Originally Posted by Bipe

This is the emerging narrative now...you can only last in this division by playing cowardly, defensive route one football. Who wants their team to do that? Far better to keep on playing a slick passing game, even if it results in very few goals, and accept that relegation might be the price to pay for doing things the right way. We go down with our heads held high!

Going down the right way

[Spindle]

Originally Posted by Golf Boy

Tomorrow is the day we witness total football. Leeds vs Brighton. My telly might explode with pureness of this artform.

Not from Leeds, they work hard and score goals. That isn't how the game is meant to be played.

[thereichstuff]

Originally Posted by Happy Arthur

These Arsenal fans are bitter..

[CharlieCPFC]

It’s a massive two fixtures for them.

I think people are writing off fat chops too early as well, it wouldn’t surprise me to see a surge in results from WBA starting today.

Brighton have had their day in the sun, f**k off now.

[old git]

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro

The usual insightful, never bitter stuff from Easy 'read the shirt' 10.

However, in order to receive the full effect of his posts, you have to experience them the way they were intended - composed not at a regular keyboard, but read aloud to a voice recognition transcriber whilst he stands naked, hatefully gripping the maggot-like appendage hanging between his legs, tears in his eyes as he struggles to make out Benteke's image on his 1982 Sony Trinitron through the loosely noosed plastic bag over his head.

We’ve missed your insightful posts.

[thereichstuff]

A big tactical battle today between the best coach in Europe and the best coach in England.

[old git]

It really is a mystery how Palace have survived considering the eye watering horrific sums they have spunked on awful players. But there they are, still comfortably doing enough year in year out.

[mpfn]

Lose today and next week against Fulham, and they might throw in the Tau.

[mpfn]

Originally Posted by old git

[thereichstuff]

Originally Posted by mpfn

Lose today and next week against Fulham, and they might throw in the Tau.