Coronavirus

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic

Statistically the "average person" is Chinese.

So I’m not a racist?

I don’t know what’s offensive anymore?!

Actually everything is offensive. I don’t know what’s NOT offensive anymore

[SE25 exile]

I've been vaccinated against pneumonia. Will this help?

[A Wooden Fish On Wheels]

Originally Posted by SE25 exile

I've been vaccinated against pneumonia. Will this help?

Yes, it will help to prevent you catching pneumonia.

[swissroll]

Time to quarantine China

[wedgetail]

Originally Posted by SE25 exile

We're all going to die.

Truth at last.

[hong_kong_hg]

Originally Posted by eagle mart

Kung Hei Fat aChoo

Very good!

[SE25 exile]

Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels

Yes, it will help to prevent you catching pneumonia.

Good, as that is what is actually ending up killing the victims of this virus to date.

[SE25 exile]

Originally Posted by wedgetail

Truth at last.

...Ah yes but sooner than we would like if you read the tabloids this morning.

[bubbs11]

Originally Posted by SE25 exile

We're all going to die.

I’m not.
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[wedgetail]

Originally Posted by bubbs11

I’m not.
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It's as if Dorian Gray got the deal the wrong way round.

[Am Phibian]

Did anyone see that idiot on Sky News who caught the virus , managed to get over it and then twenty minutes later said he fancied catching it again ?

[Coastal Palace]

Originally Posted by Am Phibian

Did anyone see that idiot on Sky News who caught the virus , managed to get over it and then twenty minutes later said he fancied catching it again ?

[Jordan555x]

We're ****ed

[Blind_Eagle]

Originally Posted by Jordan555x

Eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including haemhoragic Marburg Virus, Ebola, Ravn and of course this new virus. Much worse than your average salmonella poisoning isnt it?

How about eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including anthrax, brucellosis, cryptosporidiosis, dermatophilosis, Escherichia coli, giardiasis, leptospirosis, listeriosis, pseudocowpox, Q fever, rabies, ringworm, salmonellosis, tuberculosis, and vesicular stomatitis.

Enjoy your Sunday roast.

[Jordan555x]

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle

How about eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including anthrax, brucellosis, cryptosporidiosis, dermatophilosis, Escherichia coli, giardiasis, leptospirosis, listeriosis, pseudocowpox, Q fever, rabies, ringworm, salmonellosis, tuberculosis, and vesicular stomatitis.

Enjoy your Sunday roast.

Last time I checked we have had these terribly ****ed up diseases under control for years, certainly haven't needed to quarantine 11 cities over it either. Could be wrong though, may have unknowingly been in a coma and my whole life is but a dream

[Blind_Eagle]

Originally Posted by Jordan555x

Last time I checked we have had these terribly ****ed up diseases under control for years, certainly haven't needed to quarantine 11 cities over it either. Could be wrong though, may have unknowingly been in a coma and my whole life is but a dream

You may as well have been in a coma if you think all those diseases have been under control for years. Just take Rabies, it alone kills around 17,000 humans every year.

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[bubbs11]

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Tests for the coronavirus on 14 people in the UK have come back negative, the chief medical officer has announced.

[art malice]

Originally Posted by bubbs11

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Tests for the coronavirus on 14 people in the UK have come back negative, the chief medical officer has announced.

Fvcking liars

[Hpalace]

Originally Posted by Jordan555x

Last time I checked we have had these terribly ****ed up diseases under control for years, certainly haven't needed to quarantine 11 cities over it either. Could be wrong though, may have unknowingly been in a coma and my whole life is but a dream

How have we had the flu under control? How do you propose that we could have possibly controlled a type of bat Coronavirus from mutating and travelling to a snake and then mutating again and travelling to a human?

[wedgetail]

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle

How about eating something that carries a host of terribly ****ed up diseases including anthrax, brucellosis, cryptosporidiosis, dermatophilosis, Escherichia coli, giardiasis, leptospirosis, listeriosis, pseudocowpox, Q fever, rabies, ringworm, salmonellosis, tuberculosis, and vesicular stomatitis.

Enjoy your Sunday roast.

You left out campylobacter which had me ill for nearly two weeks last march.

Back to viruses, most people would be surprised at how many they had in their body at any one time and getting along just fine.