Some unhappy Seagulls fans

[chateauferret]

Originally Posted by Brett

The Persian Pele
The Revolutionary Ronaldo
The Euphrates Eusebio

The Muslim Mutch

[chateauferret]

This was written ten days ago: every PL side is **** at something.

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Weed: lowest shots on target percentage (25.2)
Graham Potter’s side rank ninth in the league for shots (11.9) but they’re wayward to say the least. Danny Welbeck has the highest on target percentage of any of them with 40%, but that still doesn’t put him in the top 50 players in the Premier League.

Mind you we "literally cannot win without [Wilfried Zaha]. Apparently. Errm...

[Del Fenner]

Originally Posted by Dj 784

I struggle to believe sheebo isn’t one of us on a wind up

Shush, don't out him FFS!

[Selhurst Celtic]

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro

17m in normal money, £452m once Bloomflation is factored in, the rest to be converted into shares

£17m? Fooking LOL.

[Thefunkymonk]

Originally Posted by churley1988

They’ve lost over £60 million in the last financial year and most of them are moaning about Bloom not spending more money on strikers!

I know our fans aren’t immune to unfairly criticising the board but how on earth can they not see spending £20 - £30 million more on a striker is totally delusional?

And uncle Tony isn’t going to be putting in much more from now.

They are in a bad place financially.

Relegation would really **** them.. however looking at their remaining fixtures I see at least 3 wins so can’t see them going down unfortunately

[PeterH]

TBF it wasn't very long ago they were getting very very late equalisers and winning goals..

The luck evens itself out.

[chateauferret]

Originally Posted by PeterH

TBF it wasn't very long ago they were getting very very late equalisers and winning goals..

The luck evens itself out.

Those pots are very good at calling the kettle black. Apparently we're "spawny".

[Big Gav]

Originally Posted by Brett

The Persian Pele
The Revolutionary Ronaldo
The Euphrates Eusebio

The Tehran Trevor (Aylott)

[Vince Hilaire's Afro]

The Potter Ayatollah?

[jhc]

The funniest quote on the NSC was the rating 'Amexer' gave himself - '2 - I didn't handle defeat very well'!

You can't say they don't have a sense of humour

[ForzaPalace]

Originally Posted by jhc

The funniest quote on the NSC was the rating 'Amexer' gave himself - '2 - I didn't handle defeat very well'!

You can't say they don't have a sense of humour

Very similar fanbase to ours. Probably why we hate each other so much.

[Pidster]

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic

£17m? Fooking LOL.

add to that

Trossard £18m
Maupay £20m
Locadia £15m ( Big Jurg is now plying his trade in the MLS).
Wellbeck ( free agent..ergo signing on fee)

Why doesn't tightwad Tone invest in some strikers?

[Brett]

Two of the last three posts are grim AF

[Lambeth Palace]

Originally Posted by Weed Killer

Well at least they can console themselves with the fact that their home vocal support is now louder and that there’s more of their fans than normal still in the ground with 10 minutes to go.

Disappointed that the fake home crowd noise wasn't turned off on 80 minutes for that authentic vibe.

[Nth Kent Eagle]

Had Benteke have scored 10 minutes earlier would there have been a Sky Sports simulation of a mass walkout at 83 minutes?

[Penstone Eagle]

Originally Posted by Nth Kent Eagle

Had Benteke have scored 10 minutes earlier would there have been a Sky Sports simulation of a mass walkout at 83 minutes?

And double decker park and ride buses queued ready to collect them from the Lewes border and take them nearer to Brighton & Hove

[Spindle]

Originally Posted by I H8 CWEED

Premier League wins at The Amex since the start of 2020.

Crystal Palace: 2
Brighton: 2

[Vince Hilaire's Afro]

Originally Posted by Nth Kent Eagle

Had Benteke have scored 10 minutes earlier would there have been a Sky Sports simulation of a mass walkout at 83 minutes?

Coco left his basement early to avoid the rush of all his sex dolls at FT

[Spindle]

Originally Posted by Zohar's Penalty

This thread in particular is beyond belief;

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Will they never learn? Astonishing arrogance.

Blocked now. Barber must've called Bozza to complain.

[Weed Killer]

Originally Posted by Vince Hilaire's Afro

Coco left his basement early to avoid the rush of all his sex dolls at FT

Lewis Dunk had probably burst them all