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Old 04-10-2005, 09:07 AM
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Mavis Pratt RIP

Mavis Pratt of Themelthorpe, Norfolk died in her sleep last night at the age of 92. Although she had spent all of her adult life as a housewife and never did anything remarkable and had no connection whatsoever with Crystal Palace football club, I've started this thread so the BBS can put on a public display of grief and post RIP messages to someone they never knew or met. They can also offer sympathy to her family, who they have also never met.
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My heartfelt condolenses go out to Mavis's family at this sad time.
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Re: Mavis Pratt RIP

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Mavis Pratt of Themelthorpe, Norfolk died in her sleep last night at the age of 92. Although she had spent all of her adult life as a housewife and never did anything remarkable and had no connection whatsoever with Crystal Palace football club, I've started this thread so the BBS can put on a public display of grief and post RIP messages to someone they never knew or met. They can also offer sympathy to her family, who they have also never met.
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You are such a sometimes PK
Only sometimes?
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She was a wonderful human being, and an amazing lover. RIP.
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Mavis took it up the wrong 'un.

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No, those who pour out public grief for those they never met. Like the scum who lined the streets when that slag Diana got popped off.
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The board, staff, players, and officials of Crystal Palace Football Club invite all supporters to observe a 2 minute silence in honour of Mavis Pratt and Ronnie Barker prior to the Weed match on October 18th 2005.

Should George Best pass over to the other side in the intervening period, the silence will be increased to 3 minutes.

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Should George Best pass over to the other side in the intervening period, the silence will be increased to 3 minutes.
When it should actually be reduced to 3 seconds.

If that w@nker does peg it, surely they can't have a silence for him at Selhurst, given what he did to Ian Evans? Maybe people should bring whistles along to insure he DOESN'T get one!
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Synical thread in which I suspect is a follow on from the Barker one. Poor taste in my view ........
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I am sure that if Mavis had been a regular in over 20 million homes across the UK on a Saturday night for the best part of two decades (Two Ronnies, Porridge, Open All Hours etc.) then she would be mourned by rather more people than just her immediate family and friends. JAT.
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I am sure that if Mavis had been a regular in over 20 million homes across the UK on a Saturday night for the best part of two decades (Two Ronnies, Porridge, Open All Hours etc.) then she would be mourned by rather more people than just her immediate family and friends. JAT.
And get a free public outpouring of grief, by people she's never met!
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No, those who pour out public grief for those they never met. Like the scum who lined the streets when that slag Diana got popped off.
Yes, they are wrong uns, but as I said on the other thread, if a funeral passes, you hold your collar or if you live upstairs doff your hat. It takes the best part of two seconds, it shows a bit of respect and also gives you a moment to reflect on what you have.

I think its a lovely tradition from an age where things were simpler and before the hand-wringing do-gooders got in and dissected everything that we have been brought up on.
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Yes, they are wrong uns, but as I said on the other thread, if a funeral passes, you hold your collar or if you live upstairs doff your hat. It takes the best part of two seconds, it shows a bit of respect and also gives you a moment to reflect on what you have.

I think its a lovely tradition from an age where things were simpler and before the hand-wringing do-gooders got in and dissected everything that we have been brought up on.
Yes, hold your collar by all means, but do you then go and knock on the window of the hearse of someone you've never met and offer your condolences to their family, whom you've also never met?
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