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Old 09-10-2019, 04:14 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 04:51 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 05:41 PM
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Renewing my passport now involves going to a local agent (appointed by HMG), submitting all required paperwork, and it then being sent off to Liverpool for processing.

3 weeks has past, money has been taken from my credit card, and then I receive an email from HM Passport Office in Liverpool to say the photos were not included. Well I know they were because I have a receipt from their local agent. Can't reply to their email, so means me going back to the agent and giving them more photos to send to Liverpool.

So much for this new system, which I have to pay more for. Bloody annoying.
Finally had to courier new photos to Liverpool myself at an extra cost to myself. Passport came back today after 6 weeks.

Crap system and the passport looks crap as well. A kaleidoscope of colour on each page. Immigration will have fun finding spaces to put their stamp.

Oh it doesn't have European Union on the front, for what that's worth.
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Old 09-10-2019, 05:56 PM
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Finally had to courier new photos to Liverpool myself at an extra cost to myself. Passport came back today after 6 weeks.

Crap system and the passport looks crap as well. A kaleidoscope of colour on each page. Immigration will have fun finding spaces to put their stamp.

Oh it doesn't have European Union on the front, for what that's worth.
You do know that a large minority of pre-pensioners in scouseland are now going around with new bus passes and various other free amenities with your name and doctored photo on it. Of all the places in all the world why put a passport office there?
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Old 09-10-2019, 06:12 PM
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You do know that a large minority of pre-pensioners in scouseland are now going around with new bus passes and various other free amenities with your name and doctored photo on it. Of all the places in all the world why put a passport office there?
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Old 09-10-2019, 06:55 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:49 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 10:23 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 10:45 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 11:32 PM
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Finally had to courier new photos to Liverpool myself at an extra cost to myself. Passport came back today after 6 weeks.

Crap system and the passport looks crap as well. A kaleidoscope of colour on each page. Immigration will have fun finding spaces to put their stamp.

Oh it doesn't have European Union on the front, for what that's worth.
Well it's taken us six weeks so far to pay our car tax and they've just told us we've to wait another four weeks for a logbook before we can pay it and we can't drive the thing in the meantime. At least at the passport office if you need a faster turnaround you have the option of paying for it. These people are total dinosaurs.

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Old 10-10-2019, 12:04 AM
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Well there are a few reasons for that.

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Old 10-10-2019, 05:58 AM
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:39 PM
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Cant agree there mate. Yes, theres a shedload of toss on there, but ultimately it provides a fantastic service, especially on Radio.

I think a lot of people would miss it if it disappeared.
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Old 10-10-2019, 07:40 PM
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Old 10-10-2019, 07:55 PM
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Old 10-10-2019, 11:47 PM
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Trying to match the texture coating on a wall after patching a hole using texture in a can.

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This all started out as a 10 to 12mm hole in the drywall. Took me all day yesterday to get a match with the texture coat I was OK with. Today I started to paint the patch... trouble is the paint is a custom colour and is a new can from the original wall paint. Touched up area just did not look right as was slightly lighter than, so decided to paint the whole frigging wall, so another day shot, than tomorrow if everything looks good, I will have to clean up all the masking and put back pictures and fixtures.

Probably should have just stuck a framed picture over the hole in the wall and moved on!
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On the whole the BBC is bloody amazing, producing a whole range of TV and radio shows that cater to a diverse audience.

However, I do think they've lost their way when it comes to politics and they force themselves to present balance
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This all started out as a 10 to 12mm hole in the drywall. Took me all day yesterday to get a match with the texture coat I was OK with. Today I started to paint the patch... trouble is the paint is a custom colour and is a new can from the original wall paint. Touched up area just did not look right as was slightly lighter than, so decided to paint the whole frigging wall, so another day shot, than tomorrow if everything looks good, I will have to clean up all the masking and put back pictures and fixtures.

Probably should have just stuck a framed picture over the hole in the wall and moved on!
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Oh god, then we will have months of moaning about "real estate", its representatives, removal men being late and breaking his wifes collection of commemorative Civil War plates.
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