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Moan U
Man Utd are wankers.
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I agree, Manchester United are wankers.
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Chelsea are far bigger wankers
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This is what Manchester United do;
''Moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan.'' Wankers they are.
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Everyone are wankers in comparison to our Palace!!
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Always moaning that Manchester United.
Especially if they dont win a game, that Alex Ferguson starts blaming the ref, the opposition, the linesman, the old woman behind the goal with the bright jacket and the bling who put Wayne Rooney off, the grass, the mud, the lack of training for top level refs, the fixture congestion, the traffic congestion, congestion on the railways, the weather, sun spots, not enough extra time, too much extra time, the entire concept of time, Old Father Time, Old Father Ted, Ted Rogers, Don Rogers, Roger Bannister, the four minute mile, the 4 minutes that werent added on, moan moan moan moan moan moan. Wankers.
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apparently they sit around and play with their dicks all day.
man utd that is
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**Penalties are rarer than Hen's teeth and/or Rocking horse sh1t ![]() ![]()
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There's a uniform that's hanging, In what's known as Father's room. A uniform so simple in it's style It has no braid of gold or silk no hat with feathered plumes. Yet me Mother has preserved it all the while One day she made me try it on, a wish of mine for years "In memory of your father, Sean" she said. And when I put the Sam Browne on she was smiling with the tears. As she placed the broad black brimmer on my head. |
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Penalties at O/T are about as rare as seeing a Muslim at a Bar Mitzvah
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Very dignified club, always willing to accept when things don't go their way. Top fans too.
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as a rabbi eating a pork chop
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I remember an away team getting a penalty at Old Trafford.
I think it was Middlesbrough, apparently it was the first pentalty awarded to an away team at Old Trafford since 1807 (BC) Oh dear Manchester United didnt half moan about it, all the players surrounded the ref telling him he'd got it wrong and ''anyway they were Manchester United and it was Old Trafford and penalties werent given against them there'' Moan moan moan moan moan moan.
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A Stella MaCartney smile
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Moan moan moan moan moan.
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The wanker.
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an honest politician
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![]() ![]() And we won ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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There's a uniform that's hanging, In what's known as Father's room. A uniform so simple in it's style It has no braid of gold or silk no hat with feathered plumes. Yet me Mother has preserved it all the while One day she made me try it on, a wish of mine for years "In memory of your father, Sean" she said. And when I put the Sam Browne on she was smiling with the tears. As she placed the broad black brimmer on my head. |
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One plural word : Wankers. No apologies to anyone who wears the Woankers' top. Whatever. Wanker ![]()
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There's a uniform that's hanging, In what's known as Father's room. A uniform so simple in it's style It has no braid of gold or silk no hat with feathered plumes. Yet me Mother has preserved it all the while One day she made me try it on, a wish of mine for years "In memory of your father, Sean" she said. And when I put the Sam Browne on she was smiling with the tears. As she placed the broad black brimmer on my head. Last edited by Away Day Eagle; 04-11-2011 at 10:03 AM. |
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