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Old 29-05-2008, 09:12 PM
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Words you HATE

Words that make me want to commit acts of unspeakable violence:

1. 'Yummy' - anyone using this word should have molten lead poured in their ears.
2. 'Gastropub' - say no more.

(not forgetting the nauseating extension of 1. - 'yummy mummy'... AAAAAAAGGGGGGNNNNNHHHHH!!!! Fer fuxake!!)

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"The cameras at the moment are focusing on the Liverpool fans, they look in disbelief, they look shocked, there's the odd one in tears. They've also just focused on one who's just picked his nose and eaten it which is rather disgusting."

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Old 29-05-2008, 09:18 PM
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:19 PM
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uber and awesome.

You are not German and you are not American!
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:19 PM
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:20 PM
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uber and awesome.

You are not German and you are not American!
Agreed.

Which one's which btw?
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:21 PM
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:23 PM
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F*cking Americanism's screwing up our language!!!
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:24 PM
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Agreed.

Which one's which btw?
Well I imagine Uber to be German. It sounds German and should have an umlaut over the U which is also German.

Awesome is of course American
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:25 PM
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:26 PM
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Well I imagine Uber to be German. It sounds German and should have an umlaut over the U which is also German.

Awesome is of course American
Raassp!

Nollie. What a stupid bloody word.
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:27 PM
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Old 29-05-2008, 09:28 PM
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I posted that earlier but it didn't post you bastard.

Then at least I had the 'class' to go on to say that 'in retrospect, i quite liked it'.

Ooh, stick you


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Moist ...eughhhhh!
That's one of my favourite words
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ooops.

Sure.

I find myself using both and hating myself for it.
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