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Old 22-01-2010, 06:37 PM
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SANTANDER - THE SPANISH S*** BANK

Abbey now Santander has always come near the bottom of Customer service surveys - Which is interesting as their new corporate LOGo looks like a pile of steaming dog shit.............

Maybe RBS should change their logo to a flushing toilet ?
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Old 22-01-2010, 07:24 PM
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Old 22-01-2010, 07:57 PM
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Old 22-01-2010, 07:58 PM
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Old 22-01-2010, 08:09 PM
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Old 22-01-2010, 08:51 PM
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Abbey now Santander has always come near the bottom of Customer service surveys - Which is interesting as their new corporate LOGo looks like a pile of steaming dog shit.............

Maybe RBS should change their logo to a flushing toilet ?
CORRECT: they are a crap bank (in my experience) certainly compared with HSBC.

INCORRECT: they are not a new bank and neither is their logo.
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Old 22-01-2010, 10:17 PM
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No its fact. Their customer service is appalling
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For me ringing Santander means being kept on hold for ages, before being put through to an Indian who can't understand what you say and only responds with stock answers. Although they seem to have call centres in Ireland now too. It's expensive being put on hold for ages when you're calling from overseas.

I've banked with them for years but am gonna switch to someone else, too many bad customer service experiences. And living in Africa my expectations aren't high.
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