Man writes greatest ever complaint letter to airline

[Kirby]

Apologies if already posted, but this is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.

Enjoy!

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[hull eagle]

Quality

[MAX]

Magic!

[karl.eldridge]

This is superb, I suggest you follow him on twitter as well @RichWisken and read the further updates.

[Fatboy]

The guy needed a seat for each arse cheek.

[Windsor_Eagle]

[kolinkins]

but also an increasingly common issue for many.

[elgin eagle]

Eau no

[HOL_Beagle]

This missive to Richard Branson is another 'well lauded' complaints letter:

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[Windsor_Eagle]

Originally Posted by HOL_Beagle

This missive to Richard Branson is another 'well lauded' complaints letter:

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That's better than the first one

[brighton_eagle]

If he was in a row with an emergency exit the obese man shouldn't have been sat there anyway.

[Kirby]

Originally Posted by Windsor_Eagle

That's better than the first one

He says Richard far too much!

[eagle mart]

I flew to Miami and had to sit next to an obese woman whose bingo wing rested on me for 8 hours. Her side saddle was also touching me, I was sweating on my entire left side. Was grim… I fortunately had the aisle to hang into.

I had the last laugh though as she was listening to music, asleep and with a mask on. The poor French guy stuck by the window ordered a coffee. As it was being handed delicately over her, it spilled. Now she couldn’t hear or see and awoke to a very hot sensation on her lap.. That panic she must have had for ten seconds or so as she struggled with the mask and headphones, went a little way to redressing the balance.

This was actually Long haul on BA… minimum room in the first place. I changed at Miami, on AA, and the amount of room I had was insane. I leant forward with my belt on and couldn’t touch the seat in front, and also was able stretch my legs…. Just a shame that flight was only for about 3 hours.

[Yoda]

Probably not pc of me, but I do think that if someone can't fit their body into the seat, then they should have to pay for a larger one.

If not, then you are respecting their rights at the expense of the person sitting next to them, who then ends up with less than the seat space that they've paid for, cos you're hanging over into it.

A certain amount of body contact is probably inevitable in plane seats, but that photo shows clearly that it'll be ghastly squash for anyone beside him. On a long haul flight, they could end up with a temporary muscle problem! Why should they have to endure that?

[addopalace]

The only fat person I've ever had to sit next to on a flight was my ex-girlfriend to Oslo.

[Windsor_Eagle]

Originally Posted by Kirby

He says Richard far too much!

Really? Thats what makes it quite so funny IMO.

[Golf Boy]

Weight allowance should include body weight.

[palacedeano]

Henry Root was the best ever letter writer

[lowenand]

"Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month."

Brilliant.

[KYLIE MINEAGLE]

One of the small Pacific Island airlines is charging over weight passengers extra.