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Old 27-02-2020, 10:30 AM
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Coronavirus - the silver lining..

I hope I follow in the fantastic traditions of the BBS , by starting a thread about the positive and black humour aspects of coronavirus.

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Old 27-02-2020, 10:31 AM
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..... cheaper property prices in Italy.
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:37 AM
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Suddenly got busier from clients who buy their print in China.
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:45 AM
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If we are stuck in the house for 14 days and can’t leave I might actually get a whole shag with the mrs without my kids bizzare “they are doing it” sensor waking him up for a cry!
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:50 AM
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Much like high cholesterol, heart disease and a tendency to kick the shit out of the wife, it’ll be popular amongst the gammonati.
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:52 AM
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Could help Trump lose the election.
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:53 AM
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The eradication of cruel heathen chinee types, meaning less people shitting on hospital floors. Fox milk distributors are going to take a hit though.
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:54 AM
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Ronaldo might catch it.
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Old 27-02-2020, 10:56 AM
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Could help Trump lose the election.
It could help him win it, on the other hand.
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Old 27-02-2020, 11:15 AM
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Brexit types blaming food shortages on coronavirus
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Old 27-02-2020, 11:17 AM
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It could stop Liverpool finally winning the Premier League.
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I'm all up for a thinning out of the global population.
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All those Italian villages where they claim everyone lives to 105.


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Might stop the stupid obligatory sporting hand shakes before kick off.
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A reduction in oversized cruise ships and their passengers overwhelming nice tourist spots and claiming a true local experience.....
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It could stop Liverpool finally winning the Premier League.
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Lewis Dunk’s hooter makes him more susceptible than most.
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Less old ladies queueing at the supermarket.
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It could help him win it, on the other hand.
To be darkly prophetic -leaving aside the fact that his reaction to it could blow up spectacularly his voter base is strongest in older men. In the US more men than women smoke and older people are definitely more at risk. He also has a bigger base among the non-college educated and they are more inclined to be obese and thus more likely to have diabetes and underlying conditions. Simply being obese may itself make a person more vulnerable and possibly make any vaccine less effective

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I do not think that there are that many obese people in China so it is probably difficult say at the moment if it will affect them more but there has to be a reasonable chance that it will.

Not only is it more likely to kill Trumps supporters it means that their relatives might take badly to the victory lap type comments he is making at the moment.

Edit - I have just found a map of the Us's fattest states and compared it with a map of who voted for Trump in the last election - it is very similar indeed. Thin states voted Clinton - fat states voted Trump!
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